Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML
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tencentsakiss
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This sucks, but they have to be honest with you about the risk.
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raddybear
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They have to tell the risk. But that will never happen to you everything will be ok.
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euphoricness
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I bet when OP heard those risks, she needed the surgery even more than before
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michaelaranda
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number 9, that's just not necessarily true.
op, good luck with your surgery. oh and btw, awesome name.
op, good luck with your surgery. oh and btw, awesome name.
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xXxGraveStonexXx
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There is a small chance that those bad things will happen. Good luck OP.(:
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soccerstar1996
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Docbastard hasn't commented yet?
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NagainaFier
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You, number #59, should have continued scrolling; Doc is #11. So yes, yes he did reply.
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MrsDruidess
| 23
these things can happen, should have laid off the fried food . . . just sayin
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awsamb
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gayy
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MikaykayUnicorn
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so no one's gonna mention op's username?
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CJB3228
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That takes hope for the best, prepare for the worst to a whole new level.
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greenmen
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You better do it will make your life 10 years longer did for my grandpa he is still very healthy 90.
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alicespoons
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Good luck!!
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_parth
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More like we will pray for him!!!
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ducky45
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Hope all goes well. It may not be as bad as it seems. The doctors have to discuss the complications because of the law.
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hockeygoalie13
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I mean you had to have that heart to heart conversation about the risks at some point..
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OptimusVader
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That really sucks...but your name is genius.
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cheshirecat13242
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Funny doc indeed
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ThorPowaa
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I hope your operation goes well OP!
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DocBastard
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It's like I always say, prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
Then again, hope is not a very good diagnostic or therapeutic tool.
Then again, hope is not a very good diagnostic or therapeutic tool.
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SmuggletheBudgie
| 15
Your arch nemesis doc. What's the plan of action?
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blackonblight
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I thought the placebo and related effects meant that hope WAS a useful therapeutic tool, just only if used with other more substantial medical treatment?
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kamikrazy
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I suggest a surgery-off. Whichever patient survives claims victory.
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kurodansei
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hmmm not the sort of stress tesk doctors are know to administer.
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Han1156
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Nice name good luck with it I'm sure you'll be fine
Then again, hope is not a very good diagnostic or therapeutic tool.