Crossing a line

By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 19:25 - United States - Wapakoneta

Today, my surgeon was giving me the lowdown of what was going to happen on the operating table. I was anxious enough without him saying stuff like "cut you open", "quite a bit of blood" and "it's all quite risky." That's all I remember before fainting. My wife won't stop mocking me for it. FML
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devildog562 33

It's a serious thing no matter what. No one should mock or joke about some one having anesthesia or surgery . You wait until they are sedated to mock them and joke around .

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giantsfan2010 23

She wouldn't be making fun of you if she was the one having surgery.

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devildog562 33

It's a serious thing no matter what. No one should mock or joke about some one having anesthesia or surgery . You wait until they are sedated to mock them and joke around .

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Retaheki 27

I don't think the doc was mocking them, just giving them details. He must be desensitized, since he's talking about it so casually too.

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devildog562 33

Well most people won't understand the complexed medical terminology, and the wife was mocking. I was semi joking. You never should make a patient feel anxious if you can help it. A lot of people in the hospital are desensitized and humor helps a lot of people deal with the stressors.

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Retaheki 27

Oh, whoops *facepalm* Didn't read the FML properly, I thought you meant the doctor was mocking. I assume they anesthetized and sedated OP while they were fainted, and kicked the wife out because it's a sterile enviornment, so I doubt she teased him until the ride home. I don't know what went down, so don't quote me.

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devildog562 33

I was implying the the doctor mock them once the anesthetics kicked in... Not before .

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turtlesman 7

very risky. hope all is well OP.

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brainymes 30

Know the feeling man, hope everything went well!

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victorvldv 8

Surgery is kind of a scary thing, it's always different when you're not the one under the knife. Don't feel embarrassed op.

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garrett_8614 14

That's completely understandable. You should be glad your surgeon was being completely honest with you. It's nothing to be taken lightly.

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giantsfan2010 23

She wouldn't be making fun of you if she was the one having surgery.

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MDoremis 38

Surgery is a very scary thing when you really sit down to think of all the risks that go into it. Hope all goes well, OP!

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mct_1087 27

The surgeon shouldn't have done that. Your wife is just as much in the wrong as well. FYL.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

The surgeon shouldn't have informed him what was going to happen in surgery as well as all the risks? That makes no sense.

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