Transportation: Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed...

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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Cum hoc ergo propter hoc

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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memo619 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:43

I would have chased that little ****** down and beat the puberty out of him

All_For_Love 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:29

no good deed goes unpunished 0.o fyl

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All_For_Love 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:29

no good deed goes unpunished 0.o fyl

fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:35

It's a CONSPIRACY! The old lady fell on purpose so that her grandson could steal your car!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:09

Run Forrest run!

frootietootie 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:39

exactly what I was thinking! beware of the grandama and her grandson! their on the run!!!!

NeutralBear 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:44

Grandmas are hereby not to be trusted.

evan_789 7

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:18

fake

uhs2015 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:32

Lol I love wicked. Sorry op fyl.

squeakz 4

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:30

shitty. shoulda took the keys with you instead of leaving it the ignition

MaddaCheeb 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 2:50

tip: when you get out of the car in an emergency, always take the keys.

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 29 December 2010 11:30

wow you guys would do horrible in an emergency

MagicMushrooms 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:33

Kids these days.

Cass3m0 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 5:56

Clearly don't plan their getaway missions as they should.

Capt_Hindsight 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:38

YDI for living in Canada

unidentified_sta 5

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:38

Did he just want to break things or was he completely unable to drive?

BlargHonk 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:40

Probably both.

Ryonix 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:40

ydi. never leave the keys in ignition. ever

partyface6415 2

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:45

hahaha your picture is funny

cole86 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 0:22

I had that picture first

Doortje 29

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:42

There are so many FMLs about people helping other people and getting mugged that I'm scared to help someone :( **** your life, OP.

memo619 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:43

I would have chased that little ****** down and beat the puberty out of him

ikeoni 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 5:10

but ur a pussy

talb1 7

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:32

lol @ 45

perdix 29

Tuesday 28 December 2010 22:46

YDI for interfering with the natural means of thinning the herd.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:06

She shoulda had Life-Alert! "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Zmeilerr 22

Wednesday 29 December 2010 5:03

I think it's called OnStar, Troll.

Uscdrew1 7

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:56

43, OnStar is for car crashes. LifeAlert is a necklace old people wear that contacts the police when they press a button on it.

Xx3rdBASSxX 9

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:58

no it's life alert

marditaloka 0

Friday 31 December 2010 3:10

LMAO! Agreed 14

spatz447 3

Tuesday 28 December 2010 23:05

Fake.

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