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Show it anywayIt's nawd a tumuh!
I was removed like a tumor too. D: you should gave told him he was a mistake.
Times it is appropriate to knee a male in the crotch •you are being raped •you are in fear for your life Times it is inappropriate to knee a male in the crotch •someone made you feel bad
that would just kill the future baby tumours
aww, dont feel bad, i doubt ur as dreadful as a tumor lol
Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.
"it's not a tuma!!!"
Go malignant and destroy him!!!
I agree, your dad has a good sense of humor.
What a dick?!
Hey no need to make fun of 9! 9 was just looking down their pants and was surprised to find a dick there. they just forgot the comma; "What, a dick?!" oh and 9 gratz on your 123rd comment ^^
Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves. :( lol
Uhm, this was on a "things parents text" website
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Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.
Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves. :( lol