By mannydanny - 01/09/2011 23:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
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RJM_isaBeast 0

Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.

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kaengelangeleyes 9

Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves. :( lol

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brrarm 17

What an idiot. That kind of people have to be removed like a Tumor from the society.

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KiwiExchange 16

It's okay! That means I was removed like a tumor too! At least you're not the only one :D

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ItsTheKing 10

I was removed like a tumor too. D: you should gave told him he was a mistake.

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krazy_glu3 0

No, you just came out of your moms abgina. Still counts.

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sxe_beast 11

If I need my father in the crotch he would kick my ass after recovering and then kick me out... You people need to grow a sense of humor. Why so serious?

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btnhdude 0

lol you need your father in a crotch.

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jizzwold 21

Times it is appropriate to knee a male in the crotch •you are being raped •you are in fear for your life Times it is inappropriate to knee a male in the crotch •someone made you feel bad

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sxe_beast 11

Sorry, I meant kneed, which I guess isn't really a word? Damn iPhone.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

never trust iPhones.., mine Kees telling me rot isn't a real word and correcting it to ray, eat and rat o-o

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shadypalmtree 20

that would just kill the future baby tumours

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SprungOnVixNutz 0

aww, dont feel bad, i doubt ur as dreadful as a tumor lol

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RJM_isaBeast 0

Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

There's no humor in a tumor :(

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DCFan 9

Clearly you havn't seen kindergarten cop.

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lakaiskate 12

Your dad is very humorous but in a sick way!

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starfish7 18

I agree, your dad has a good sense of humor.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

What a question?!

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crymore007 11

Hey no need to make fun of 9! 9 was just looking down their pants and was surprised to find a dick there. they just forgot the comma; "What, a dick?!" oh and 9 gratz on your 123rd comment ^^

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kaengelangeleyes 9

Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves. :( lol

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epr 0

Uhm, this was on a "things parents text" website

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