Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
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killerkiss92
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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StoryOfTheYear
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It's nawd a tumuh!
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brrarm
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What an idiot. That kind of people have to be removed like a Tumor from the society.
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KiwiExchange
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It's okay! That means I was removed like a tumor too! At least you're not the only one :D
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ItsTheKing
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I was removed like a tumor too. D: you should gave told him he was a mistake.
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krazy_glu3
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No, you just came out of your moms abgina. Still counts.
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sxe_beast
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If I need my father in the crotch he would kick my ass after recovering and then kick me out...
You people need to grow a sense of humor. Why so serious?
You people need to grow a sense of humor. Why so serious?
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btnhdude
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lol
you need your father in a crotch.
you need your father in a crotch.
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jizzwold
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Times it is appropriate to knee a male in the crotch
•you are being raped
•you are in fear for your life
Times it is inappropriate to knee a male in the crotch
•someone made you feel bad
•you are being raped
•you are in fear for your life
Times it is inappropriate to knee a male in the crotch
•someone made you feel bad
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sxe_beast
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Sorry, I meant kneed, which I guess isn't really a word? Damn iPhone.
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MerrikBarbarian
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never trust iPhones.., mine Kees telling me rot isn't a real word and correcting it to ray, eat and rat o-o
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shadypalmtree
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that would just kill the future baby tumours
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SprungOnVixNutz
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aww, dont feel bad, i doubt ur as dreadful as a tumor lol
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RJM_isaBeast
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Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.
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ShroomsOnAcid
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There's no humor in a tumor :(
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DCFan
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Clearly you havn't seen kindergarten cop.
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CreeperIRL
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"it's not a tuma!!!"
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TGRandom
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Go malignant and destroy him!!!
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lakaiskate
| 12
Your dad is very humorous but in a sick way!
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starfish7
| 18
I agree, your dad has a good sense of humor.
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thatnucca
| 36
What a dick?!
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ShroomsOnAcid
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What a question?!
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crymore007
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Hey no need to make fun of 9! 9 was just looking down their pants and was surprised to find a dick there. they just forgot the comma; "What, a dick?!"
oh and 9 gratz on your 123rd comment ^^
oh and 9 gratz on your 123rd comment ^^
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mama8809
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Lmfao omg
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kaengelangeleyes
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Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves.
:( lol
:( lol
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epr
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Uhm, this was on a "things parents text" website
:( lol