Wow what a sucky dad you should knee him in the crotch

It's nawd a tumuh!

What an idiot. That kind of people have to be removed like a Tumor from the society.

It's okay! That means I was removed like a tumor too! At least you're not the only one :D

I was removed like a tumor too. D: you should gave told him he was a mistake.

No, you just came out of your moms abgina. Still counts.

If I need my father in the crotch he would kick my ass after recovering and then kick me out... You people need to grow a sense of humor. Why so serious?

lol you need your father in a crotch.

Times it is appropriate to knee a male in the crotch •you are being raped •you are in fear for your life Times it is inappropriate to knee a male in the crotch •someone made you feel bad

Sorry, I meant kneed, which I guess isn't really a word? Damn iPhone.

never trust iPhones.., mine Kees telling me rot isn't a real word and correcting it to ray, eat and rat o-o

that would just kill the future baby tumours

aww, dont feel bad, i doubt ur as dreadful as a tumor lol

Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.

There's no humor in a tumor :(

Clearly you havn't seen kindergarten cop.

"it's not a tuma!!!"

Go malignant and destroy him!!!

Your dad is very humorous but in a sick way!

I agree, your dad has a good sense of humor.

What a dick?!

What a question?!

Hey no need to make fun of 9! 9 was just looking down their pants and was surprised to find a dick there. they just forgot the comma; "What, a dick?!" oh and 9 gratz on your 123rd comment ^^

Lmfao omg

Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves. :( lol

Uhm, this was on a "things parents text" website