Intimacy, Health, Sex and Awkward: Sniffer dog

Sniffer dog

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 18:00

Today, after a guy I really liked and we decided to have sex, and he gagged and told me I stank when he got 'down there', I broke up with him, badly, but it's now a week later and I’m in hospital with a severe infection down there. He was right, and now he won’t take me back. FML

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By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford

Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

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By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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By anonymous - 13/11/2015 00:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML

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It's not you, it's him

By Anonymous - 02/10/2021 23:01 - Italy - Benevento

Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:31 - United States - Cloquet

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 8 August 2022 19:21

Have you forgotten that OP said she was hospitalized for a serious infection?

cuz803 44

Monday 8 August 2022 19:13

You did him a favor. That stank infected pussy could have killed him. Furthermore, you possibly scarred him and he no longer has interest in poison.

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cuz803 44

Monday 8 August 2022 19:13

You did him a favor. That stank infected pussy could have killed him. Furthermore, you possibly scarred him and he no longer has interest in poison.

poopface82 16

Monday 8 August 2022 19:13

I don’t care how bad you smelled; any man who makes a big deal out of it is a boy, not a man. You dodged a bullet. Stay away from him.

cuz803 44

Monday 8 August 2022 19:21

Have you forgotten that OP said she was hospitalized for a serious infection?

slhiggx 17

Monday 8 August 2022 19:23

So a man will eat infected pussy huh? Have some sense.

Pink_Turnips 13

Monday 8 August 2022 21:27

the username makes so much more sense now 🤣

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 8 August 2022 22:47

He wanted to see Hoobestank, not Pubestank.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 August 2022 0:26

You should have punched him in the balls and maybe helped him discover testicular cancer. Since he helped you discover your medical problem, that's only fair. This message has been brought to you by Big Codpiece™️.

historygrad74 19

Tuesday 9 August 2022 4:36

How did you not know you had an infection? Surely there were signs.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 August 2022 21:54

Not sure what's the bigger FML here - the infection or the terrible grammar as I tried to read this. In all seriousness, how did you not notice such an odor? And didn't you have other symptoms like itching, discharge, etc.? Blah.

timinator5000 28

Friday 2 September 2022 11:32

There surely were signs? Yeah it sucks he said it stunk in the moment, no one wants to hear that. But I feel like if there's an infection then that means it's changed. So it smells different than normal. Maybe it just happened slowly and you got used to your own scent. Idk. Or maybe he has a sensitive nose. Either way I don't blame him bc I've been with a few women that had a funk down there and no way was I going back even if it was something that was fixed. That ship has sailed unfortunately.