Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML
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bobdole
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i want to meet your dad. hilariousss!!!
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wishfulamanda
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haha sorry that sucks, but its halarious
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bobdole
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i want to meet your dad. hilariousss!!!
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woojun
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hi
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D4ni3l96
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hello
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Metzler31
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yo
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risako
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hey
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69_jackson_69
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
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HideouslyHuman
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C-C-C-COMBO STARTER!
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okaypineapple
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Dude not cool! Your dad sucks, man.
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wishfulamanda
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haha sorry that sucks, but its halarious
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Pudgygrunt
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you COULD try W-D 40. if you know where it is, how to get it, how to use it. or someone who can. But just do it when they arent home! ;) or somewhere else, eh?
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suckerz
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your dad is the best lmao
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ilawlzatyou
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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genius_man16
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lol, that's the most hilarious thing i have ever heard. You could, you know, fix the bed yourself no? It's not that hard. Like #8 said, get some WD-40 and lube that son of a gun up (the bed now you pervs)
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such_is_life_fml
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I almost lol'd at this, but I'm just glad my parents aren't like that :P
prolly cause my bed doesn't squeak
prolly cause my bed doesn't squeak
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ZING_MASTER
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Question: What is the sound of one Noname not having sex?
Answer: ZING!!!!!
Answer: ZING!!!!!
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JustAGirl_fml
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Not a little bit creepy.