FML : Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security...

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Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Tuesday 24 February 2009 18:13 / United States

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By bobdole | 0

#6667 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:08

i want to meet your dad. hilariousss!!!

By wishfulamanda | 0

#6698 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:55

haha sorry that sucks, but its halarious

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By bobdole | 0

#6667 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:08

i want to meet your dad. hilariousss!!!

woojun | 0

#795759 - Sunday 24 January 2010 04:52

D4ni3l96 | 5

#995007 - Sunday 16 May 2010 02:41

hello

Metzler31 | 17

#1075381 - Friday 9 July 2010 04:24

risako | 7

#2381054 - Thursday 21 April 2011 02:37

hey

69_jackson_69 | 0

#2705017 - Saturday 18 June 2011 01:12

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

HideouslyHuman | 10

#3341163 - Sunday 25 September 2011 12:38

C-C-C-COMBO STARTER!

By okaypineapple | 0

#6686 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:31

Dude not cool! Your dad sucks, man.

By wishfulamanda | 0

#6698 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:55

haha sorry that sucks, but its halarious

By Pudgygrunt | 0

#6706 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:15

you COULD try W-D 40. if you know where it is, how to get it, how to use it. or someone who can. But just do it when they arent home! ;) or somewhere else, eh?

By suckerz | 0

#6714 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:28

your dad is the best lmao

By ilawlzatyou | 0

#6733 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:57

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

By genius_man16 | 0

#6736 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:59

lol, that's the most hilarious thing i have ever heard. You could, you know, fix the bed yourself no? It's not that hard. Like #8 said, get some WD-40 and lube that son of a gun up (the bed now you pervs)