By Noname - 24/02/2009 18:13 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 609
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i want to meet your dad. hilariousss!!!

haha sorry that sucks, but its halarious

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Dude not cool! Your dad sucks, man.

haha sorry that sucks, but its halarious

you COULD try W-D 40. if you know where it is, how to get it, how to use it. or someone who can. But just do it when they arent home! ;) or somewhere else, eh?

your dad is the best lmao

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol, that's the most hilarious thing i have ever heard. You could, you know, fix the bed yourself no? It's not that hard. Like #8 said, get some WD-40 and lube that son of a gun up (the bed now you pervs)

I almost lol'd at this, but I'm just glad my parents aren't like that :P prolly cause my bed doesn't squeak

Question: What is the sound of one Noname not having sex? Answer: ZING!!!!!

Not a little bit creepy.