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Today, on my way to work, I missed my bus because I forgot my wallet. I had a lot of time before the next bus so I took the opportunity to go home for coffee and a proper breakfast. Then, while getting on the next bus, I realized I forgot my wallet again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Toni - / Saturday 18 November 2017 15:00 / Czech Republic - Prague

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7565535 - Saturday 18 November 2017 16:21

Well, if forgetting your wallet was on your bucket list of boring shit, you could cross it off twice!

By jediloader | 12

#7565526 - Saturday 18 November 2017 15:50

What were you going back home for...... I forget

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By Akitakat | 28

#7564326 - Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:17

Nothing compares to having a wonderful breakfast... well, except a god memory.

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Akitakat | 28

#7564329 - Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:19

Good... god, either one would help here. Lol

By Akitakat | 28

#7564328 - Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:18

Apparently, it’s a great day for a walk.

By jediloader | 12

#7565526 - Saturday 18 November 2017 15:50

What were you going back home for...... I forget

By RichardPencil | 27

#7565535 - Saturday 18 November 2017 16:21

Well, if forgetting your wallet was on your bucket list of boring shit, you could cross it off twice!

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7565567 - Saturday 18 November 2017 18:17

You should have put your wallet in your pocket the moment you got home.

By ARISKomuniszt | 24

#7565590 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:06

This would be a good excuse to have more and more breakfasts a day

By manb91uk | 22

#7565594 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:16

Clearly your breakfast didn’t include fish?

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