Work, Money and Transportation: #worthit - FML

#worthit

By Toni - 18/11/2017 15:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, on my way to work, I missed my bus because I forgot my wallet. I had a lot of time before the next bus so I took the opportunity to go home for coffee and a proper breakfast. Then, while getting on the next bus, I realized I forgot my wallet again. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 November 2017 16:21

Well, if forgetting your wallet was on your bucket list of boring shit, you could cross it off twice!

jediloader 12

Saturday 18 November 2017 15:50

What were you going back home for...... I forget

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:17

Nothing compares to having a wonderful breakfast... well, except a god memory.

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:19

Good... god, either one would help here. Lol

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:18

Apparently, it’s a great day for a walk.

jediloader 12

Saturday 18 November 2017 15:50

What were you going back home for...... I forget

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 November 2017 16:21

Well, if forgetting your wallet was on your bucket list of boring shit, you could cross it off twice!

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 18 November 2017 18:17

You should have put your wallet in your pocket the moment you got home.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Saturday 18 November 2017 19:06

This would be a good excuse to have more and more breakfasts a day

manb91uk 22

Saturday 18 November 2017 19:16

Clearly your breakfast didn’t include fish?

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