Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
sadrainindeed
Santa Clara, United States
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Kali
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
confused
United States
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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mightymart 5
your pic and repeated use of the word "chief" tells me you must have a pea for a brain.. plus, the need to spend your Life in a gym, have all those tatoos and show off like that means you are very insecure about yourself, probably more then the OP's boyfriend..
FYLDeep 26
I think there is somewhat of a point to be made there. Your profile pictures are always blurry. It's clear your doing something to them. I'm not sure what the reason behind it is though. BTW, **** Zac Efron. At least Brad Pitt has been in some good movies, like Inglorious Bastards. Zac Efron is just useless.
mountneer 0
you two should split a six pack of midol, and watch a Jennifer aniston movie then all your troubles will be forgotten.
colombiancartel 0
i second that
FFML_314 12
An app? On my phone? WTF language are you speaking?
Seddah 3
#78: I agree. Ryan Reynolds is sexy as hell. And Canadian. Which rocks =)
suppressed08 2
Action man, it was a pretty dick move to shoot down FFML when she was keeping peace. It's much better on this site when you know and have a good time with people.
FFML_314 12
THE SAME BIRTHDAY MONTH! Shit just got intense. Really imkindofabigdeal, I feel sorry for you. You're pathetic attempts at criticism are almost as atrocious as your attempts at being witty. Calling me fat, doesn't harm me. I have put up a new picture, to give you something else to poke fun at. Truthfully, the "Photoshop" insults are growing tired. I don't /have/ to edit my pictures. I choose to, because I like too. Just as you like to work out. If you can't formulate an insult worthy of a true argument, I must end this conversation. If you have something valid to add, please, by all means, continue.
Seddah 3
Wow, you're a gigantic bitch. You wouldn't appreciate it if, when you were crying, he told you to "Nut up or shut up". Here's a lesson. Pay close attention here: MEN ARE HUMAN. HUMANS HAVE EMOTIONS. He might have something major going on and rather than caring, you're online complaining about how much your life sucks because he's not a stereotype from the 50s. You deserve a good slap. Not from anyone in particular. You just deserve a good hit.
cycle227 3
"Maybe he's going through stuff" That's it! OP, you should have assumed that he actually could have a PROBLEM! Maybe he wanted to keep it for himself, but if you're so into stereotypes, (and he knows you) he was afraid to open up, that's why you didn't get it until now. His personality doesn't have to suit you, you clearly have to find someone with whom you are happy and satisfied, but you still shouldn't act disrespectful. And one more thing: There are actually women who find crying men still manly. A healthy relationship is based on two people, who can be there for each other when it's needed, it's not a shame.
lidemocr 0
okay guys now don't start crying... crying is a huge turnoff for most people
TexanDanny 2
next to comment is a ****
allmidnighteyes 11
OHMIGODGUISE TEXANDANNY JUST TURNED ME GAY WITH SIX WORDS. Can we run off to Massachusetts now? when's the honeymoon bbycakez?