Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
sadrainindeed
Santa Clara, United States
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Kali
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
confused
United States
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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osellr 0
nah dude, if I were gay, I would go for gay looking guys, in which case I would probably find you somewhat decent, but because I'm straight, I find you a disgrace to all males with your stupid tattoos and oversized muscles.
osellr 0
and calling me gay for criticizing your looks is pretty hypocritical when you recently told some other guy that they are fat and ugly
suppressed08 2
We need some girls over here then. Anyone fancy insulting this clever clever man?
osellr 0
^ it doesn't take much to figure out how insecure this dude is
Phixilal 0
you don't have to such a ******* bitch about it...
suppressed08 2
Hiding behind a picture of an old man? yeah. Speaking shit? Nah, not really.
osellr 0
haha you're showing your insecurities to the world. anyone with half a brain will know that you are using your giant ass muscles to cover you're weak and unstable personality. You probably were bullied as a kid so now when you aren't working out, you sit on the Internet tough talking with a picture of yourself to "prove to people" that you are strong, when in reality, you are dumb as a box of rocks, and you live off whey protein
allmidnighteyes 11
"you are using your giant ass muscles" You've seen his ass? Oh my...
osellr 0
I didn't know the army enlisted douchebags. interesting.
deseanmoore 0
wow! what a effn LAME!