Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
sadrainindeed
Santa Clara, United States
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Kali
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
confused
United States
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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Comments (232)
brianjman14 23
Do you want some French cries with that wamburger sir?
batman8 0
dude you just got to face facts. people are gonna rip on you here all day long cause they know you can't do anything about it...........until you find them............ but seriously just turn the other muscley cheek and smile at their jealous asses. you go do what you gotta do........find them all and terminate......
KarroChan 0
agree with nr 4 ^^
IntoTheClouds 42
News flash: If you have a penis, you're a man. Comprendez?
kindlystfupls 0
you do realize he's gay right?
lovinit5683 0
That could be true, but I've met plenty of guys who are sensitive and straight as can be.
allmidnighteyes 11
Kindly take into consideration what your display name says, and STFU please.
lovinit5683 0
Well maybe if you wouldn't be such a Bitch he wouldn't be as sensitive. In my opinion I think you were being a Bitch and not caring about if that might hurt him.
CJrox606 0
I love how you capitalized Bitch. lolz
AntoshaChekhonte 6
Lay off him. If you don't like who he is, you should know how to find a new boyfriend who fits your image of "masculine". If you mostly like who he is, suck it up and accept that just because you love someone doesn't meant they're going to be your ideal partner.
tperelli 0
He probably started crying because of how bad your grammar is my friend.
lidemocr 0
let me ask you this. have you ever dated an overly sensitive guy? I have and it's exhausting to try and have a relationship with them. walking on eggshells all the time sucks. it's one thing to be sensitive to peoples feelings but quite another to act like OPs boyfriend apparently does.
DocBastard 40
You're absolutely right. Men's tear ducts should be just like their nipples- vestiges which should remain dormant and useless. Idiot.