Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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Comments (232)
InDenial 6
He's a keeper!
dudeitsdanny 10
Stop fighting, ladies. The whole macho act on the internet is old and tired. Pistols at dawn, or GTFO.
osellr 0
all your talk about me being gay has me questioning your sexuality. sounds like you're in denial
lisaleow11 0
lol aww so cute
FYLDeep 26
You guys are pathetic. There was no reason to call him a "beefed up looking Mexican". His first comment talking shit back was justified for that. You could have stopped there. But no, you turned it into a fight of who's insecure and who isn't. I don't really think his pic is that bad, it's not like he's sporting a duckface or something downright awful.
suppressed08 2
Mr Hulk, all I'm saying is people on FML tend to post pictures of themselves up, then either receive backlash or insult other members about their pictures. Don't say you wouldn't look at a fat persons picture and think 'I don't want to see that, it shouldn't be on here.' We've all targeted you here (sorry about the picture targeting, although you were acting a bit of a douche). Hell, I've had a picture up, received backlash, so I stick with pictures of shit I like now..
suppressed08 2
(That was me having a really shit attempt at an apology.)
FFML_314 12
Who cares how a person looks or if a person is ugly or fat? If you're going to criticize someone, do so on something that can be helped. If you need help doing so, look back on any argument I've ever been in. You'll find yourself with a heap of good shit! The "mexican" comment was absurd BTW. That is truly disgraceful. I'm ashamed to share the same gender. allmidnight...I LOLed so hard!
SilverChrono 0
Don't gotta hurt his manhood. Lol, your next boyfriend is probably gonna be a thug and make you miserable
mightymart 5
dont try and change him.. if you dont like it find another guy or suck it up but stop being a bitch about it
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. You're a terrible gf, OP. You can ask your bf to change the way he treats you but you shouldn't ask him to change who he is. Stop trying to make him into your idea of perfect. You're not perfect either. You love him for who he is or you find someone else.