Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Top comments
Idiotskillme 20
Hey, it's better than catching him cheating
Justy101 23
Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?
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Comments (99)
TheBelt 19
Hey there's nothing wrong with playing dress-up maybe he wanted to feel like a little kid again playing dress-up with his sister.
akai4986 16
what an ass .. dumb him
False_Stupidity 42
Looks like you've already been dumbed, I guess that makes you an expert on such matters.
Smooth_Criminal 24
dumb you
CyberSeeker 20
That is so cute
kalbrek009 20
I'd be more worried if you were both between 30-40 yrs old & he was doing that....but still FAR better than finding him cheating on you with another girl or guy.
Flyndaran 10
I would be far more worried about a paranoid distrustful adult girlfriend than a man playing with his own damn pet.
christinamarie17 29
The only way this is ok is if he and the cat are dressed in matching bow ties and monocles and the cat's name is Sir Bartholomew Kittenton III
annarcheer 19
I think it would still be weird no matter what age because I don't think you'd date a child.
alfonze07 12
Truthfully I don't know what would be better, cheating or that. That right here is just a bit weird
Jinxsie 27
You're joking right? Cheating will never be better than this.
WOTAN1488 24
Holy shit, run.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
He should run from her, honestly. Any adult that feels the need to "check up on" their boyfriend or girlfriend looks extremely paranoid and insecure.
Rababco 29
#73 Maybe OP was worried about him or something.
teresa96706 29
That's cute :) It's nice to spend personal time with your pets. They need attention too!!
buckdharma 38
Today is Super Models Day! All that dieting has really paid off as they were able to put away those one pieces and put on their bikinis.