Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Top comments
Idiotskillme 20
Hey, it's better than catching him cheating
Justy101 23
Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?
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Comments (99)
cassie_p 15
Marry him.
Merylwen 24
I don't know why you would expect your 17yo boyfriend to act like an adult. He's 17! He's a kid! And honestly, a lot of adults would still do that, it sounds like fun.
chosha_fml 27
17 - young enough to still want to play, old enough to realise you might laugh at him for it. Relax OP. it was a pretty harmless thing to find him doing.
allforfun 23
quit being a ******* snoop. if you don't trust your BF then you shouldn't be dating.
StickyPickles 33
At least he wasn't having sex with it. .
baileym27 13
That's called ***********
Tyguy823 14
Ay leave the man alone. Let him do what he wants;besides, it's better than him cheating.
delfino1604 24
maybe he just didn't tell you cuz he knew you would judge
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Probably shouldn't be checking up on him if he's busy in my opinion.
nlenaghen 5
and the downside to this is?
tygerarmy 35
This could've been me at 17, all I needed was a cat and a girlfriend.