Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Top comments
Idiotskillme 20
Hey, it's better than catching him cheating
Justy101 23
Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?
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Comments (99)
sprints54 19
Sound a little clingy
1dvos_grl3 21
At least he wasn't cheating on you xD
Drosophila82 18
And instantly he was your boyfriend no more.
bluefairy_fml 24
He probably did have homework to do and was just procrastinating by playing with the cat.
MadxHatterxLover 5
How exactly is that bad?
jesse98 7
Marry that man
Migole 36
It may be hard to realize for you, but sometimes people want to have some alone time and if you usually keep nagging him unless he comes up with an excuse you definitely deserve this. You should have a talk with him, so the next time he just doesn't want to see you he can just say so and you will accept it.
limabeans101029 21
Totally agree with this! I used to be a very jealous girlfriend and I'd feel really offended and upset every time my boyfriend didn't feel like hanging out with me, or wanted to go out with his friends instead. Luckily, I eventually realised that everyone needs their alone time, that there's nothing wrong with that and that it didn't mean my boyfriend didn't love me. Our relationship has been infinitely happier since I realised that and stopped being so suspicious and jealous.
wanderer_alone 8
Nice
DA3Z 16
Where do these people come from?
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Today, I had to make up a lie and tell my girlfriend I was studying. Although I love my girlfriend dearly, I was in the mood to stay in and play with my cat. FML"