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By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML
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Everyone knows the feeling of bad toilet paper. Grandpa has the decency to tell the truth . Just in a crude way.

The girl doesn't even need to take a dump to experience the bad toilet paper. Grampa forgets that women always have to wipe down there

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Everyone knows the feeling of bad toilet paper. Grandpa has the decency to tell the truth . Just in a crude way.

All you gotta do is buy better toilet paper

Hook me up with some of that 4-ply oh goddamn sweet jebus yes

1ply toilet paper smh poor grandpa.

1 ply from the dollar store... *shudders*

Must be Angel soft. For some reason it has become devil rough.....

"Scotts" is rough my friend. . I personally prefer the great value brand. I suppose each arsehole to their own, or something like that

Your grandfather seems like he is quite the character

Lol I know the feeling

well thats just embarrassing

That must have been rough.

I'm new here FML community, but is this one of the acceptable puns?

Well, sirrubberducky, it depends on who you ask and what mood everyone here on FML is in. So far since it's still in positive upvotes, I'm assuming it's a generally acceptable pun, but not the best, in my opinion- sorry.

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I think it was worse for the Grandpa. Sand paper rough tolite paper is the worst.

I find that it really helps to exfoliate my butthole

The girl doesn't even need to take a dump to experience the bad toilet paper. Grampa forgets that women always have to wipe down there