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By  Ioannes  |  0

In my country it's customary to offer a dowry. If you had asked permission with empty hands you would be beaten with a stick, consider yourself lucky. FML? I think not...

  Grimmerie  |  31

what else would you use to beat someone? aluminium bats tend to break when used on people. sticks are free and if you break it, you simply pick up another.

  insanesna1l  |  0

you were doing so well until you had to resort to swearing. anyway op, if the Internet has taught us anything, sleep with her mum to prove you have what it takes and buy the dad his favourite beverage and get him so wasted that he will sign control of everything he owns over to you

  Sinkhole  |  26

He definitely is exhorting people to fuck you, pen. In fact, I think that he's telling people that they need to fuck you in order to get a life, but maybe I'm just reading too much into it, or it's just a parapraxis from my part!

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

I think he's saying to fuck the actual comment you made, pen. With all that alluring alliteration, who wouldn't want to?

The consensual arranged marriage may be the new custom but the traditional pre-arranged marriage still happens. And, of course, so do love matches that have no arranging at all.

By  fthku  |  13

I don’t know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I’m against it.

By  MrBond007_fml  |  6

be a man, in my country when you ask a father permission to marry his daughter and he rejects you, you kidnap her and beat her with a stick, oh wait no the beat her with stick is #6's punchline... you just get married after the kidnap part, no stick, unless your into that sort of thing, than maybe just a little stick...

  I_R_Genius  |  3

This ^. I like it better then #6s comment, Sounds like a way better plan of action and I can see it being put to use. Now, let me go kidnap Lingling or Kaysl and marry them.