By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 354
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so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick

Acousticpixie14 6

Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "fuck u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?

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That's a HOLE lot of nasty. You can say you got a HOLE in one.

This is like the 4th FML this month about puking in a car into a bag with a hole. What the heck?

I_R_Genius 3

#27, I wonder if OP is from Ohio. A lot of FML's have been coming from Ohio lately.

Can you blame them? I mean, it is Ohio. It's almost as bad as Oklahoma.

its pretty impressive that you didnt wreck in the process!

at least no car accident....?

Acousticpixie14 6

That's just luck. OP should have pulled over! If she knew enough ahead of time to aim it into a bag, she should have pulled over. I went through six months of morning sickness and never once had to puke while I was driving to work. I always pulled over. OP endangered lives by doing this. That hole in the bag, OP? Yeah that hole has a name. It's called KARMA.

frankq555 3

fuck u

Acousticpixie14 6

Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "fuck u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?

HOLEY PUKE BATMAN!

Jiminy-jillikers Radioactive Man!

outsidebox 0

haha wow that really sucks. I bet you'll start checking if bags in your car have holes in them after this.

so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick

You didn't feel like pulling over or sticking your funky-ass head out the window? In my country you would've been severely beaten with a stick if you threw up in a car, no matter if you own it or not. You put other drivers @ risk also...

you, my good sir, are trying way too hard to be funny with these "in my country..... beaten with a stick" comments.

Is EVERYTHING punished by being beaten with a stick? I've seen this comment a few times now... Lol

QueenPersephone 9

Maybe we could mix things up a bit... Sew op's mouth shut instead?

Being beaten with a stick is true... When you come from a farming country one tool almost everyone carries around is a stick, if you get into a fight or are being punished what's the first thing you'd use? The stick you have in your hand... Make sense now right?

MuchDance90s 0

what about rocks or small, malnourished children? they could be thrown or otherwise used as weapons

#25 WTF?

There are actually several countries that cane their citizens for breaking the law. All the same, these jokes are just getting weird.

Haha #33 made me think of "Hey...there's no cane from Citizen Kane..."

The most valuable thing in your country is a stick.

WOW_BS 0

Haha she threw up because she swallowed too much...nevermind

Oh yum!!! :-)

LoneStarTexan 6

win^

loannes, is every problem in your country solved with a stick?

Almost, sometimes we can use a hammer or a few bricks but regular sticks are easier to get... You know what I mean?

MrBond007_fml 6

the cause of your car sickness was obviously your driving, and we all know woman can't drive for shit, so it's ok op it's not your fault.

QueenPersephone 9

The sickness was most likely due to corny old sexist jokes overload.

MrBond007_fml 6

I bit my tongue, I was asking for that one, but it is a little true...

Go 19! Seriously, I'm tired of sexist jokes. Who expects them to be funny?