Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
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RadiationNeon
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lol
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MrBrick
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That's a HOLE lot of nasty. You can say you got a HOLE in one.
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NeatNit
| 32
This is like the 4th FML this month about puking in a car into a bag with a hole. What the heck?
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I_R_Genius
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#27, I wonder if OP is from Ohio. A lot of FML's have been coming from Ohio lately.
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redbluegreen
| 40
Can you blame them? I mean, it is Ohio. It's almost as bad as Oklahoma.
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aclemsonfan01
| 0
its pretty impressive that you didnt wreck in the process!
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heb3003
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at least no car accident....?
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Acousticpixie14
| 6
That's just luck.
OP should have pulled over!
If she knew enough ahead of time to aim it into a bag, she should have pulled over.
I went through six months of morning sickness and never once had to puke while I was driving to work. I always pulled over.
OP endangered lives by doing this.
That hole in the bag, OP?
Yeah that hole has a name.
It's called KARMA.
OP should have pulled over!
If she knew enough ahead of time to aim it into a bag, she should have pulled over.
I went through six months of morning sickness and never once had to puke while I was driving to work. I always pulled over.
OP endangered lives by doing this.
That hole in the bag, OP?
Yeah that hole has a name.
It's called KARMA.
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frankq555
| 3
fuck u
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Acousticpixie14
| 6
Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "fuck u."
Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt.
Oh no, what ever shall I do?
Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt.
Oh no, what ever shall I do?
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BisFitty
| 7
HOLEY PUKE BATMAN!
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supervacaneous
| 4
Jiminy-jillikers Radioactive Man!
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outsidebox
| 0
haha wow that really sucks. I bet you'll start checking if bags in your car have holes in them after this.
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abalgatti
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so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick
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FNFPhilly
| 0
^win
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Ioannes
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You didn't feel like pulling over or sticking your funky-ass head out the window? In my country you would've been severely beaten with a stick if you threw up in a car, no matter if you own it or not. You put other drivers @ risk also...
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ericownz101
| 0
you, my good sir, are trying way too hard to be funny with these "in my country..... beaten with a stick" comments.
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
Is EVERYTHING punished by being beaten with a stick? I've seen this comment a few times now... Lol
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QueenPersephone
| 9
Maybe we could mix things up a bit... Sew op's mouth shut instead?
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Ioannes
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Being beaten with a stick is true... When you come from a farming country one tool almost everyone carries around is a stick, if you get into a fight or are being punished what's the first thing you'd use? The stick you have in your hand... Make sense now right?
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MuchDance90s
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what about rocks or small, malnourished children? they could be thrown or otherwise used as weapons
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gintori
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#25 WTF?
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redbluegreen
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There are actually several countries that cane their citizens for breaking the law. All the same, these jokes are just getting weird.
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supervacaneous
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Haha #33 made me think of "Hey...there's no cane from Citizen Kane..."
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skulluks
| 0
The most valuable thing in your country is a stick.
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WOW_BS
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Haha she threw up because she swallowed too much...nevermind
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
Oh yum!!! :-)
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LoneStarTexan
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win^
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abalgatti
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loannes, is every problem in your country solved with a stick?
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Ioannes
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Almost, sometimes we can use a hammer or a few bricks but regular sticks are easier to get... You know what I mean?
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MrBond007_fml
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the cause of your car sickness was obviously your driving, and we all know woman can't drive for shit, so it's ok op it's not your fault.
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QueenPersephone
| 9
The sickness was most likely due to corny old sexist jokes overload.
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MrBond007_fml
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I bit my tongue, I was asking for that one, but it is a little true...
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iluvmemicookies
| 0
Go 19! Seriously, I'm tired of sexist jokes. Who expects them to be funny?
Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt.
Oh no, what ever shall I do?