By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
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abalgatti 0
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so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick

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Acousticpixie14 6

Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "fuck u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?

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MrBrick 0
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That's a HOLE lot of nasty. You can say you got a HOLE in one.

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NeatNit 32
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This is like the 4th FML this month about puking in a car into a bag with a hole. What the heck?

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I_R_Genius 3

#27, I wonder if OP is from Ohio. A lot of FML's have been coming from Ohio lately.

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redbluegreen 40
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Can you blame them? I mean, it is Ohio. It's almost as bad as Oklahoma.

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aclemsonfan01 0
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its pretty impressive that you didnt wreck in the process!

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heb3003 0
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at least no car accident....?

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Acousticpixie14 6

That's just luck. OP should have pulled over! If she knew enough ahead of time to aim it into a bag, she should have pulled over. I went through six months of morning sickness and never once had to puke while I was driving to work. I always pulled over. OP endangered lives by doing this. That hole in the bag, OP? Yeah that hole has a name. It's called KARMA.

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frankq555 3

fuck u

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Acousticpixie14 6

Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "fuck u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?

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BisFitty 7
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HOLEY PUKE BATMAN!

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supervacaneous 4
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Jiminy-jillikers Radioactive Man!

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outsidebox 0

haha wow that really sucks. I bet you'll start checking if bags in your car have holes in them after this.

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abalgatti 0
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so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick

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Ioannes 0
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You didn't feel like pulling over or sticking your funky-ass head out the window? In my country you would've been severely beaten with a stick if you threw up in a car, no matter if you own it or not. You put other drivers @ risk also...

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ericownz101 0
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you, my good sir, are trying way too hard to be funny with these "in my country..... beaten with a stick" comments.

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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Is EVERYTHING punished by being beaten with a stick? I've seen this comment a few times now... Lol

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QueenPersephone 9

Maybe we could mix things up a bit... Sew op's mouth shut instead?

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Ioannes 0
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Being beaten with a stick is true... When you come from a farming country one tool almost everyone carries around is a stick, if you get into a fight or are being punished what's the first thing you'd use? The stick you have in your hand... Make sense now right?

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MuchDance90s 0

what about rocks or small, malnourished children? they could be thrown or otherwise used as weapons

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gintori 0
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#25 WTF?

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redbluegreen 40
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There are actually several countries that cane their citizens for breaking the law. All the same, these jokes are just getting weird.

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supervacaneous 4
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Haha #33 made me think of "Hey...there's no cane from Citizen Kane..."

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skulluks 0
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The most valuable thing in your country is a stick.

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WOW_BS 0

Haha she threw up because she swallowed too much...nevermind

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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Oh yum!!! :-)

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LoneStarTexan 6

win^

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abalgatti 0
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loannes, is every problem in your country solved with a stick?

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Ioannes 0
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Almost, sometimes we can use a hammer or a few bricks but regular sticks are easier to get... You know what I mean?

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MrBond007_fml 6

the cause of your car sickness was obviously your driving, and we all know woman can't drive for shit, so it's ok op it's not your fault.

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QueenPersephone 9

The sickness was most likely due to corny old sexist jokes overload.

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MrBond007_fml 6

I bit my tongue, I was asking for that one, but it is a little true...

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iluvmemicookies 0
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Go 19! Seriously, I'm tired of sexist jokes. Who expects them to be funny?

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