That's a HOLE lot of nasty. You can say you got a HOLE in one.

This is like the 4th FML this month about puking in a car into a bag with a hole. What the heck?

#27, I wonder if OP is from Ohio. A lot of FML's have been coming from Ohio lately.

Can you blame them? I mean, it is Ohio. It's almost as bad as Oklahoma.

its pretty impressive that you didnt wreck in the process!

That's just luck. OP should have pulled over! If she knew enough ahead of time to aim it into a bag, she should have pulled over. I went through six months of morning sickness and never once had to puke while I was driving to work. I always pulled over. OP endangered lives by doing this. That hole in the bag, OP? Yeah that hole has a name. It's called KARMA.

fuck u

Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "fuck u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?

Jiminy-jillikers Radioactive Man!

^win

you, my good sir, are trying way too hard to be funny with these "in my country..... beaten with a stick" comments.

Is EVERYTHING punished by being beaten with a stick? I've seen this comment a few times now... Lol

Maybe we could mix things up a bit... Sew op's mouth shut instead?

Being beaten with a stick is true... When you come from a farming country one tool almost everyone carries around is a stick, if you get into a fight or are being punished what's the first thing you'd use? The stick you have in your hand... Make sense now right?

what about rocks or small, malnourished children? they could be thrown or otherwise used as weapons

#25 WTF?

There are actually several countries that cane their citizens for breaking the law. All the same, these jokes are just getting weird.

Haha #33 made me think of "Hey...there's no cane from Citizen Kane..."

The most valuable thing in your country is a stick.

win^

Almost, sometimes we can use a hammer or a few bricks but regular sticks are easier to get... You know what I mean?

The sickness was most likely due to corny old sexist jokes overload.

I bit my tongue, I was asking for that one, but it is a little true...

Go 19! Seriously, I'm tired of sexist jokes. Who expects them to be funny?