Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
Lol that's not the best way to handle things. don't take it too seriously, just laugh it off. If you don't want to be on the dating site, delete your profile :)
patatoguy 14
Talk to them to not be signing you up with out your permission!
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Comments (73)
byattwain 13
It was a joke, take it as one.
R2Dee2 10
Only looking out for you!
Solano2580 24
Isn't that an invasion of privacy?
SookyLala 13
well i suppose its nice that they wanna help, but yeah thats definitely a decision you should make not them
Loh_Superman 14
Watch him find his future wife in the dating site
moguk 1
It's funny！
apitrix 24
Like a boss
sprints54 19
Hey he's trying to help you out apparently they're tired of you being lonely and/or single
ez2LOVE 13
I'm assuming the boss is female?! seems to make sense with the issue of women and "boss level"... am i wrong? I've seen a few comments referring to the boss as male but I'm def picking up that it's a woman and OP is having trouble communicating with her as well.
vlalam 24
can I join ur company? the perks seems awesome to me and atleast they care abt u :)