Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
The nerve of this dude
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Undercover
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
Top comments
abbyade 21
Lol that's not the best way to handle things. don't take it too seriously, just laugh it off. If you don't want to be on the dating site, delete your profile :)
patatoguy 14
Talk to them to not be signing you up with out your permission!
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Comments (73)
Rozeyyy 25
are you raj? from big bang theory? omg :')
petrine 17
Raj, are you real?
SarcasticAvenger 9
Is your name Raj? Have friends named Howard, Leonard and Sheldon?
Roseberry3 12
Even though you did not set up your profile, I bet you will be successful. You seem to have an amazing sense of humor. Your post was clever and funny. Add that spark to your profile! Good Luck.... Although I doubt you will need it :)
Beezy31 3
So obviously not an ideal situation but it seems like there were good intentions. Although at the same time being that it's your boss I can see where that may be awkward ;-). This past October my younger brother got married and because I'd been out of my 8 year relationship at that point for 1 yr 2 months she thought it'd be okay for an ad on kijiji to get me a date for the wedding. Lets just say it never happened but I know it was coming from love and concern. And well it's funny as hell. Now if I could just get over her accepting a guy's friend request on my facebook ! :) lol. Best of luck, if nothing else I hope you get a good laugh of all this
Expat81_fml 1
just go with it, might be great fun ! And remember, women are just humans like you, just show your true wonderful self, you might be surprised by the responses you get, most women hate players. Personally I'd choose a shy man over a flashy player any day !!
whitee03_fml 1
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard, you should be embarrassed by your word play
in_a_musikcoma 3
Rajesh Koothrapoli is that you
the_aspect 28
that is considered an invasion of privacy. have a chat with your boss.
Mattyboy123 22
If it's that bad OP try just going with the flow. Take life as it comes to you and when your ready grab that mofo by the horns!!