Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
Lol that's not the best way to handle things. don't take it too seriously, just laugh it off. If you don't want to be on the dating site, delete your profile :)
patatoguy 14
Talk to them to not be signing you up with out your permission!
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Comments (73)
aaron_alonso 13
Sigh your boss up to the same dating site
Setareh23 34
I feel like using an employee's information to sign them up for a dating site without their permission could be considered a form of harassment, if not sexual harassment (since it is a rude and unnecessary comment about your love life). In any case, best case scenario is that you guys have a good relationship and that you both found it a humorous joke and laughed it off. If it bothered you though, then either confront your boss or/and go to HR.
HereNReady 13
Jesus Serious Sarah way to kill the fun vibe
Setareh23 34
Well honestly, if I was in a work area where people were constantly giving snide remarks about how I couldn't get laid, and had no boyfriend, and eventually it got to "boss level" and even my boss signed me up for dating sites to join in on the fun, I really wouldn't enjoy working there. HOWEVER, I understand that people could be joking and it's just kind of friendly banter between the coworkers. That's why I specifically made the distinction between the scenarios. If it's the first, I think OP should just confront his coworkers. If it's the second, then he laughs it off :P
abNormal62 23
You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take. Roll with the punches and make lemonade out of a basket of lemons. They are trying to make you happy You don't want to end up being like Raj in Big Bang Theory do you?
maggiefox 25
Jokes on them when you find love ? ... And then it leaves and takes all your things.
Meanmommy02 11
If they paid Id take advantage those can be pricy.. If your pretty close I wouldn't be offended.. If not I'd have a serious talk with them.
chrisseesyou 11
hey you might get a date lol
FMyLyricalAnus 11
As long as it's eharmony *SPONSOR*
BlondePsycho 43
Sounds like your boss actually cares for you and wants you to improve your life. It cant hurt
The_Skittish_One 27
That is not the most appropriate way for your boss to behave...Not sure how to best handle it though because he is your boss which makes things more nerve-wracking
gobiteme2 34
Boss be the Boss. Hopefully he signed you for a reputable dating site. Never know you might meet a lady Boss/Owner and leave dumb ass behind.