Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
Lol that's not the best way to handle things. don't take it too seriously, just laugh it off. If you don't want to be on the dating site, delete your profile :)
patatoguy 14
Talk to them to not be signing you up with out your permission!
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Comments (73)
Mmmsushi 14
Why would they think it's okay to do that without your permission? That is definitely rude. Your love life is none of their business.
Mauskau 36
Well let's just hope they did a good job with your profile and they've paid some hefty membership fees for you ;)
snowflaky 22
Exactly haha, OP should be grateful his boss wants to see him happy. Although this probably isn't the best way to do so. Especially if OP doesn't want to meet women, or actually has no problem meeting women IRL.
trellz17 19
That much of a intrusion into my private life would piss me off...
joelp232 17
sometimes you just have to say yes to life
BlondePsycho 43
Yes to staying in more!
Steve95401 49
Even if it was well-intentioned, I wouldn't want my boss being part of my personal life.
shanedooburt 12
I guess the power went to your bosses... Web
ballbags 14
Hey if your not involved with anyone what's the harm of trying it.
thejonac 21
ask them to stay out of your business omg you work for him but he doesn't have any right to invade your privacy on dating websites
HereNReady 13
At least he cares...?
vikky538 29
Mr.Rajesh Kutrupali is that you? ....courtesy: The big bang theory..