Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
Lol that's not the best way to handle things. don't take it too seriously, just laugh it off. If you don't want to be on the dating site, delete your profile :)
patatoguy 14
Talk to them to not be signing you up with out your permission!
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Comments (73)
zykrithium 22
Boss sounds like a cool dude. Maybe he'll let you take off work to go on a date? Unless of course he signed you up to the same website that he's on...
bab3ruthl3ss 16
That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
mellib381 15
Please do a follow up on this! I'm curious as all get up!
Bruno501 8
Not really their place to do so
ccb1992 10
we signed my friend up for a cheap version of Christian mingle under the name youwantpsalmofthis. some real gold diggers on that site
whitetiger13131 26
I hope his name is bowser please say it's bowser
nerdsgetmehot 23
Well, I suppose at least he cares?
EbyKat 16
Start reading Dan Savage and listening to his podcast. Get yourself into therapy if you haven't already and hopefully your boss did this to be nice and not cruel. I have met plenty of nice guys who have basically shot themselves in the foot by not being able to speak to women. All it takes is not caring a little bit. Which of course is never as easy as it sounds. Good luck.
SqueakyMunk 14
I'm hoping the boss and employee have a closer relationship than most and are friends. One of my bosses set me up with her best friend. She thought we would be great together.
Drosophila82 18
Boss of the year.....I wanna work for this guy.