Money: Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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ImNotAnAngel 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:09

But was it a nice chat?

maybaybe 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:14

How could you not notice that? Unless you have really accessible pockets.

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doastrenth 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:06

hey keifer!

substitutes 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:38

keep it in your front pocket...

TheDrifter 23

Friday 14 January 2011 13:44

You should just get married op. My wife keeps mine for me, even if I did get mugged they'd only get three bucks in change and my wallet full of nothing but lint and memories of when I was allowed to just carry money around.

MysteryGuitarMan 32

Friday 14 January 2011 14:19

well, you should put your wallet somewhere safe then, well keep this in mind for the next time MGM

UnanomousGurl 0

Friday 14 January 2011 14:28

IM SURE DA CHAT WUZ WELL WORTH IT :)

hollylollyxoxo 0

Friday 14 January 2011 14:59

"today, I after getting off the bus".... why don't people proofread their shit?!

TheLetterZero 7

Friday 14 January 2011 19:06

Because most people cannot read their feces.

picklezz 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:29

YDI 4 bein frnds wit hobos (;

smexykero 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:35

at least u had a nice chat :D

LemonStarship 5

Friday 14 January 2011 15:36

Hope you didn't lose much.

Donkeydick360 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:32

YDI for having an easily accessible wallet

marinaim 17

Friday 14 January 2011 21:36

'Today, I after getting off the bus,' ... Nice grammar there...

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