By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
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arano 29

**** the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.

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BalamCruz 14

Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly

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liveloveadopt 9

Hah! This is one of the funniest FML's I've seen in awile

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Baron_Kaz 15

This is a win... How is it a FML??

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donuts678 25

Today, my mother yelled at me in a crowded waiting room, for ******** my pant I have no idea idea what she is talking about, FML

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SexyQueen0905 24

Did she publicly shame her kid for shutting his pants? Doesn't feel right to me.

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gobiteme2 34

Really you as an adult or someone who is at least older couldn't figure out how to get up and go to the restroom.

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MariaGiovanni 25

yes for a fart. you can feel when it's something stronger like that. if it smelled that bad there was obviously something going on and they probably needed to use the restroom soon anyway

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captainsmegma 12

First rule of farting in public is make sure you can pass the blame. You have learned well.

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hardcorefan16 22

I literally laughed out loud when I read this.

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DexBanWhore 6

I bet the kid just looked at you like dafuq bro

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