Love, Games and LGBTQIA+: Connect Four (GONE WRONG)

Connect Four (GONE WRONG)

By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 01:30

Today, I played Connect Four with a gay guy who was clearly hitting on me for an hour. When he asked why I didn’t want to go to his place, I told him that I’m straight and married. He asked why I played with him for so long, so I told him, “My wife sucks at Connect Four.” He called me a cocktease and left. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds like a sitcom

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 16:00

Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 16:27 - United States - San Jose

Today, I complimented a player in a game who protected my ass the whole match. As a joke, I told them to marry me. Turned out the person was a horny 40-something lesbian stalker who spent the next 5 hours sending me pictures and trying to find out where I live. FML

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What are you not getting?

By fuck no! - 19/04/2020 23:00

Today, trying to be a little fun and flirty, I asked my husband if he wanted to play strip poker. He replied, "Nah. Not much fun with just two people." Not sure if he’s suggesting swinging or if he's really just that dense to what I wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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Sneaky but clever

By Sorryfornotbeinggoodenough - 19/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 28 September 2022 3:30

Connect four! The newest trend in foreplay! Try it with your next date!

Grosrobert 16

Wednesday 28 September 2022 4:26

Just "My wife sucks" would have been enough

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 28 September 2022 3:30

Connect four! The newest trend in foreplay! Try it with your next date!

Grosrobert 16

Wednesday 28 September 2022 4:26

Just "My wife sucks" would have been enough

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 28 September 2022 8:47

Lmao this is perfect idk why you’re downvoted. Good one 😂😂 And I found this whole fml ******* hilarious lol

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 September 2022 7:32

Connect Four is ridiculous unless at least one of the players is 8 years old or less. Adults should not be playing this. What's next? Purple nurples?

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 28 September 2022 8:48

Dude connect four is AMAZING. Could it be the nostalgia? Could I just be a competitive ass with an addictive personality? Who knows! CONNECT FOUR!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 28 September 2022 20:37

Careful homie, if this were Pong and you were a cat those would be fightin' words!

lukey101 23

Thursday 29 September 2022 10:19

Jeez you tickled his balls for an hour, least you could do is a pity **** no? 🤣

Gemfez 15

Wednesday 5 October 2022 14:42

This is funny. Sounds like you connected. :)

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Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML

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Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

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Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML

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Today, at a family dinner, I found the courage to tell my husband's parents about my schizophrenia. They exchanged weird looks and then there was an uncomfortable silence. Then my father-in-law finally says, "Christ. The grandkids won't come out all nutty, right?" FML

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Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML

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Problem Solving 101

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