More of a dick move on the bosses part, its a bodily function and we can't always control it. but still OP should have said something instead of let the other person take all the heat and embarrassment.

Dick move on both OPs and the bosses part. Rather unprofessional to say the least

You know when it's coming so go to the bathroom

you don't always know when it's coming. sometimes they just sneak out unexpectedly.

Must have some sort of crazy loose anus to not have any sort of hint that something could be coming out.

Are you on crack?

Stay in school, kids.

I think he's referencing blaming it on the dog.

Yes

remember kids, when a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive

No.

I feel like this is creative, so technically it should also be funny. But it's not.

I'll thumb it up for creativity

this fml deserves more ydis

Boss is a jerk too.

In a way i can understand OP's embarrassment but come on, OP's boss just overreacted. There's absolutely no reason to give someone hell for something that can be hard to control and very unhealthy to hold in. Honestly

Sometimes you think it's going to be a silent one but it comes out loud...And you can't really compare a fart to be... Fart may smell for a little bit and make noise but pee actually makes a mess... Just saying.

>Implying everyone has said skill of silencing their farts.

one of the perks of being a woman, everyone assumes it was the guy who farted.

It's true. The boss is a jerk and I feel awful for op and the coworker; but picturing this fml is just hilarious.