Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
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Top comments
Emma1562 35
You honestly should've said something, it sucks that that poor guy had to deal with that
rozalyn77 15
asshole
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Comments (111)
isaak_sanchez 18
Ass
Zebediabolical 45
So when exactly are you going to stop being mortified? After he gets fired because the boss thinks he's a liar? This is a **** his life. You need to learn some integrity.
kylerzz 15
I think it's an FML for the other guy to be honest..
sighlifeman 12
WOMAN UP TO YOUR FARTS!
quarterbird 18
**** HIS Life
BlueHorizons 8
You're honestly kind of a dick for not owning up and letting your coworker take all the heat. I can see how that would have been very awkward but you still should have done the right thing.
PDSot 21
you should have just said excuse me and things would have carried on normally. your boss overreacted and wasnt being professional but neither were u by not taking responsibility for ur own fart
rustybucket 24
Major dick move. I can understand the embarrassment but this is way more of an FML for the guy who took the blame than it is for you
Dexter83_fml 17
You should own up mate. Was the guy an asshole towards you ? If so say nothing.... Don't worry it will "blow over"...thank you thank you I'm here all week
XtremeHeat 14
Not FYL, FHisL.