FML : Fartmageddon.

Fartmageddon.

Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dusty bean - / Saturday 18 November 2017 05:00 /

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By sumocj | 14

#7565385 - Saturday 18 November 2017 6:06

Man did you hear that asshole talking shit?!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7565381 - Saturday 18 November 2017 5:10

Look at the boss, point at your co-worker and shout, “He did it!”

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7565381 - Saturday 18 November 2017 5:10

Look at the boss, point at your co-worker and shout, “He did it!”

By sumocj | 14

#7565385 - Saturday 18 November 2017 6:06

Man did you hear that asshole talking shit?!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7565455 - Saturday 18 November 2017 12:20

Sharing means caring. You have a heart of gold.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7565475 - Saturday 18 November 2017 12:53

"Release the Kraken!" is a rather creative way to express letting one rip.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7565565 - Saturday 18 November 2017 18:15

Well, that stinks.

By manb91uk | 22

#7565595 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:17

It’s OK, unless he’s a member of a really disgusting family, he won’t know it was you..

By ThrottleJockey | 34

#7565602 - Saturday 18 November 2017 20:01

YDI, don't you know that only Liam Neeson has the authority to release the Kraken?

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