Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
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Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
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Emma1562 35
You honestly should've said something, it sucks that that poor guy had to deal with that
rozalyn77 15
asshole
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Comments (111)
thecrazymancan 17
Wtf kind of boss gets upset over someone farting?
ADBurns 22
Go see your boss. Own up. Go see your co-worker. Apologise. There is no other scenario here. This is what you must do. If not... Karma can be a bitch...
dcea 17
you bitch
Solano2580 24
You need to own up, YDI
the_revival 8
This is gonna become someone else's FML
Utetopia2014 18
Today, my colleague accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from me, and gave me hell for being a pig. I think my colleague was too mortified to say anything, even when I blamed it on her, which caused my boss to rage at me for lying and then to kick me out. FML
Oppression_fml 19
The only reason he didn't belive your co-worker is because you're a female. Yay for gender equality!
Britt125 16
YDI and F HIS life. Yeah, your boss sounds like an asshole getting so worked up over a fart and I get that it can make it difficult to want to speak up. But you let somebody else get in trouble, you let them get kicked out of the meeting, and it all happened to them in front of however many people were in that meeting so it was probably pretty embarrassing for him. Think you're mortified, imagine how he must feel when he didn't even do anything wrong. Just own up to it, keep innocent people out of trouble. Everybody will get over it and forget about it, if you're just honest in the first place. Your co-worker however will probably never forget it now though, and they're probably pretty pissed. So good luck with that.
pockleboy 7
You sir have made an enemy
trucker2 33
Apparently, OP wishes to remain very ladylike, and let the coworker take the fall. Myth , women don't pass gas. Have you no shame !! You owe your coworker, lunch for the entire week. Myth buster!!