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  TorturedXeno  |  27

Where is OP gonna keep the dolphin?

  _ebbonyy  |  11

were you on something or drunk? if not, it's a little bit alarming that while you were putting in your details and everything necessary to make a purchase like that, you didn't realise you were, in fact, buying a dolphin haha

By  Jf770  |  10

"Please have sex with me"
"I have a dolphin"
You will never have another "Dry spell" again.

  challan  |  19

Especially on grandmas. Old lady's love those ceramic dolphin displays. Op will be getting mad geriatric play.
Op: Hey momma, I just got myself a dolphin.
Granny: Just let me take my teeth out.