Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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YdoIhaveAchode
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How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?
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waresjake
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You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin
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YdoIhaveAchode
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How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?
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waresjake
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You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin
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jerseyboy732
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you get drunk at sea world
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cakeddeath
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Show me the PayPal!
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
There have actually been cases of dolphins raping people. Creepy, I know. You can Google dolphin rape case if you don't believe me.
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Jonkbaby
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good for you. sometimes some moms don't have the support of the dad or are hooked on drugs. hoping for the best
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jerseyboy732
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32: WRONG FML!
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tothenifty
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he thought it was a sex toy
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taera
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They are quite easily confused with porpoises, eh?
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HeyMondayAddict
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Dolphins are one of the only animals that have sex for pleasure.
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taera
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Dolphins swim. Equally irrelevant to this fml I hope...unless bestiality is involved. 0.o.
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mugu
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Ray William Johnson lol its true.... Dolphins rape humans!!
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FMLshark
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My shark and your dolphin should have a playdate sometime, OP. ;)
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Da_Bauss435
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One does not simply just adopt a dolphin by accident.
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Jonkbaby
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when a dolphin and a shark fight, the dolphin usually wins
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nightheat
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-____-
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KaanTech
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Hey 23 how are you ?
Guess what i clicked on you again. Sorry
Guess what i clicked on you again. Sorry
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LaidToRest48
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Bitches love dolphins
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cayytee
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exactly. how do you accidently send money/check or put in credit card numbers...
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I_lost_the_game
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91- is that supposed to be a whale?
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haZzbin
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There's this type of monkey that also does
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jbizzle2688
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That was my first thought
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Chacon93
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First thing that popped up in my head was, "hey dats cheap!" lol
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iBanana
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Dolphins are just gay sharks.
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theangelfromhell
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My thoughts exactly #1 :) great minds think alike :)
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guci101
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That's what I was thinking
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noelykins1
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It's probably one of those things were you donate money to save the animals..
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maddhat
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It wasn't an accident, OP. You did it on porpoise.
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doctor__who
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Maybe OP thought it was to buy something else...something not a dolphin.
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JerryThePenguin
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I'm guessing you got this information from Wikipedia, the world's worst information source that any idiotic nine-year-old can edit. Am I right?
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aaaaaah_fml
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same way you accidentally fall on to someone's dick
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Sunyboy
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The fu....
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ycrem0n
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...n you can experience with a dolphin
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FMLshark
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...ck happened to the rest of that sentence?
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Krirn
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Laziness at its finest. Either that or he had a stroke mid-comment.
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Just_STFU_Please
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That is the best investment you will ever make. A dolphin for 125$!! You OP are going to get the ladies!! Look at this as a blessing in disguise.
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TorturedXeno
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Where is OP gonna keep the dolphin?
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MiniNyn
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128: it's more like a sponsorship than a physical adoption.
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jdizz16
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My sentiments exactly # 2
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v1kt4r
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Your sentiments about a random dolphin adoption are to take a dump?? o.O
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xBulldogBabex
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128: in his bathtub, obviously
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NBL_fml
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What did you think you were buying while putting down your information or logging into PayPal.
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_ebbonyy
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were you on something or drunk? if not, it's a little bit alarming that while you were putting in your details and everything necessary to make a purchase like that, you didn't realise you were, in fact, buying a dolphin haha
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thejewishfuhrer
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Seeing as OP is Optimus prime, it's obvious he was looking to buy some scrap metal and car parts...
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Il_Maestro
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He had to put in his credit card info! How else could he collect the prize for being the millionth visitor?
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misscupcakequeen
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What does OP stand for?
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angiemarie96
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Original poster
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HeyMondayAddict
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Thats fucking awesome.
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emILYforever
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yeah I know, how the fuck is this an FML?;)
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emILYforever
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yes I know right!!! this is more like a 'yay my life' than a 'fuck my life':)
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Da_Bauss435
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He'll yes they are and he should have brought it home and taught it tricks! And for all you assholes out there, yes I know he can't really bring it home.
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Da_Bauss435
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*Hell* stupid auto correct on my iPhone.
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Heinousness
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OP, you should be fucking glad!
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mango260
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Dolphins are awesome!
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Da_Bauss435
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Get that bitch a dolphin. Bitches love dolphins.
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Jaxx66
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I adopted a Giraffe once. But I could pet and feed her whenever I went back too the zoo after that. I wonder how it works with dolphins...
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Weezay
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Tomorrow, I accidentally bought a whale. FML
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DontClickOnMe
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That's awesome! Over here it costs like $300 just to swim with them for only a few hours!
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yahoowizard
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I see an opportunity
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Jaxx66
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A few hours??? I want to go! That's longer than here. It costs more like 250$ an hour here. :(
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ananonymousguy
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Buy dolphins, get women, make money. Good thing I haven't paid to go to college yet.
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pugpuggy
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There isn't even anywhere in my country you can go swimming with dolphins!
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jerseyboy732
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I hope you have a swimming pool
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VoteForTaco
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No, but he does have a sink.
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sunshimegrimm3
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Hahahaaa
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Jf770
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"Please have sex with me"
"No."
"I have a dolphin"
"Ok"
You will never have another "Dry spell" again.
"No."
"I have a dolphin"
"Ok"
You will never have another "Dry spell" again.
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sean0206
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Lol sooo this would work on you hmm? Looks like I need to figure how to do this too.
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trahelion
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Would work for me *shrug*
Who doesn't want a hot dolphin 3 way?
Who doesn't want a hot dolphin 3 way?
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fthislyfe
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12 is right. Bitches love dolphins.
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challan
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Especially on grandmas. Old lady's love those ceramic dolphin displays. Op will be getting mad geriatric play.
Op: Hey momma, I just got myself a dolphin.
Granny: Just let me take my teeth out.
Op: Hey momma, I just got myself a dolphin.
Granny: Just let me take my teeth out.
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CryMoreFMLs
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97 - What in the actual fuck?
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Michaelsgirl04
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30: dude. she's 15. I don't care how you meant it, that's beyond creepy
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flockz
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for some reason reading challan's comment made my penis cringe.
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challan
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103- the gum job doesn't do it for you? ;)
98- try and keep up, man!
98- try and keep up, man!
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KiddNYC1O
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"Your car, chick magnet? Pfft. I have a dolphin, my friend." Lol.