Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
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FMLOVER_ 0
that is terrible im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that i feel bad for you though!
ffffmmmmlllll 0
HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.
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f_ckkl_fe 0
ummm they def hate you sorry =/
changster 0
how can you be allergic to chocolate? and ya how could your parents not of known that before they decided to give you the chocolate egg?
plethora 3
#3: That is NOT what ironic means. *facepalm*
CeltricShock 0
you get gifts for easter? wtf?
fuckmeplz 0
THATS HORRIBLE... SORRY
rjones17 0
there is NO WAY this is true
mylamesauce 0
So yeah, it's kind of spoiled to he complaining about not getting a gift worth $200 on Easter However, I see your point...my dad plays favorites as well...my brother gets first for being the superjock, baby sis second just for being the youngest, the dog, me, then my sis whose my age...just because she lives there full time and no one else does (parents are divoroced) And everyone saying no parent would give their child something they're allergic to: yeah, you just have good parents...mine always laugh when a bee lands on me and I freak, even though the doctor said I'm allergic.some people (like OP) just have a suckish combo for parents
geiger49er 0
i just want to ask the question: When did Easter become commercialized too? I mean, $200!? seriously!? now, i am in no way some kind of religious nut (I havent gone to church since i was 13. Im 19, and I have gone back and forth over the years about the existance of God) but Easter is supposed to be a time of celebration of the resurrection of Jesus. It's not Christmas people. So be happy with what you do recieve, although i personally think that getting anything other than chocolate and jellybeans is kind of out of line. sorry for the rant.
FMLover269 0
The OP isn't necessarily being spoiled. Their siblings got fairly extravagant gifts for Easter whereas they OP got something that is harmful. and for people who say this is fake or whatever because a parent wouldn't give them something they're allergic to: I'm allergic to dairy products and having more than about a cup makes me vomit and yet my family still insists that I drink several cups a day. They also decide to serve me large bowls of cereal with lots of milk and get angry if i throw the milk out.
dwiggs33 0
ya that really does suck man. the same thing happens to me. but easter isn't about presents. its about celebrating the resurection of Jesus Christ. its funny how an easter bunny evolved from the original tradition.