Miscellaneous: Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig

Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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FMLOVER_ 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:16

that is terrible im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that i feel bad for you though!

ffffmmmmlllll 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:17

HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.

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f_ckkl_fe 0

Monday 13 April 2009 5:56

ummm they def hate you sorry =/

changster 0

Monday 13 April 2009 6:13

how can you be allergic to chocolate? and ya how could your parents not of known that before they decided to give you the chocolate egg?

plethora 3

Monday 13 April 2009 6:28

#3: That is NOT what ironic means. *facepalm*

CeltricShock 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:02

you get gifts for easter? wtf?

fuckmeplz 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:05

THATS HORRIBLE... SORRY

rjones17 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:12

there is NO WAY this is true

mylamesauce 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:28

So yeah, it's kind of spoiled to he complaining about not getting a gift worth $200 on Easter However, I see your point...my dad plays favorites as well...my brother gets first for being the superjock, baby sis second just for being the youngest, the dog, me, then my sis whose my age...just because she lives there full time and no one else does (parents are divoroced) And everyone saying no parent would give their child something they're allergic to: yeah, you just have good parents...mine always laugh when a bee lands on me and I freak, even though the doctor said I'm allergic.some people (like OP) just have a suckish combo for parents

geiger49er 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:20

i just want to ask the question: When did Easter become commercialized too? I mean, $200!? seriously!? now, i am in no way some kind of religious nut (I havent gone to church since i was 13. Im 19, and I have gone back and forth over the years about the existance of God) but Easter is supposed to be a time of celebration of the resurrection of Jesus. It's not Christmas people. So be happy with what you do recieve, although i personally think that getting anything other than chocolate and jellybeans is kind of out of line. sorry for the rant.

FMLover269 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:23

The OP isn't necessarily being spoiled. Their siblings got fairly extravagant gifts for Easter whereas they OP got something that is harmful. and for people who say this is fake or whatever because a parent wouldn't give them something they're allergic to: I'm allergic to dairy products and having more than about a cup makes me vomit and yet my family still insists that I drink several cups a day. They also decide to serve me large bowls of cereal with lots of milk and get angry if i throw the milk out.

dwiggs33 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:44

ya that really does suck man. the same thing happens to me. but easter isn't about presents. its about celebrating the resurection of Jesus Christ. its funny how an easter bunny evolved from the original tradition.