Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
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FMLOVER_ 0
that is terrible im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that i feel bad for you though!
ffffmmmmlllll 0
HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.
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hippopotamusbait 0
i sympathize completely. i'm severely allergic to soy, and my parents make tofu or put soy sauce in our dinners almost every day.
Carribu 0
#32, seriously. FYL for thinking you're first. "Today, I was on FML. I decided to comment one, thinking I would be first. I was #32. People made fun of me. FML." As for the OP, that sucks that you're allergic to chocolate :(
cecilia_weasley 0
eeeeee sucks you're allergic to chocolate. Give the egg back to them and say "no thank you, you should have known I am allergic." Or even better, give the egg to your brother or sister in front of your parents and say "I think mum/dad might have missed something from your gift. Here you go." provided of course that they're not allergic to chocolate as well! If your parents are real parents, they'll feel bad. I have nothing against cheap gifts but everyone gets cheap gifts, if at all. Seriously.
nelly323 0
Oh i feel ur pain. im allergic to chocos too. Presents are always chocolates. how lame
sjcqt11 0
i feel you on this one.. im allergic to chocolate toooo. my family gave me a white chocolate bunny today and i was like wtf.. i cant have ne kind of chocolate
jp11692 0
hhaahahah your parents want to kill you
takran 0
Throw the chocolate at one of their faces, hopefully breaking their nose. Should get the point across. Or something like 148 said, but who does things the non-violent way? Totally boring.
mattmag 0
youre probably too old for your parents to be giving you new toys.
LoOnE_fml 0
#7, how does it go from money (when you don't need it because you're a little kid) to candy?
0hh_snap 0
I would've ate the chocolate. Had an allergic reaction then make them pay over $200 for the hospital visit. What are they going to do, ground you for eating what they gave you?