By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Aera_fml 0

Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.

cyxx 0

Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.

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fonebone10 0

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Dude, who's parents are that blunt and mean? This is a total FYL.

calebg23 0

it was Easter at that point dumb shit... look at the date it says 4-12-09! that was Easter

Lol sounds like something my parents might do!

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cyxx 0

Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.

Did any of them say "maybe when you get a job"?

thats so freakin mean! i woulda fliped on them!! then i woulda stole my brothers chocolate

Stealing your brothers chocolates a little rash, I mean, it's not his fault

so just cuz your unhappy you want to make sure that everyone around would also be unhappy? ..its not brothers fault the parents are dickheads

ramdoodle45 0

did you take the hint fatty?

Aera_fml 0

Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.