FML : Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that...

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Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 12 April 2009 15:22 / United States

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By Aera_fml | 0

#105675 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.

By cyxx | 0

#105662 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.

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By fonebone10 | 0

#105657 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Darraghscoot | 0

#891884 - Thursday 25 February 2010 19:04

its not easter dumb shit?

Sheepish | 0

#977164 - Saturday 10 April 2010 10:30

Dude, who's parents are that blunt and mean? This is a total FYL.

calebg23 | 0

#982830 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:20

it was Easter at that point dumb shit... look at the date it says 4-12-09! that was Easter

By lawlawlawl | 0

#105658 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:38

Lol sounds like something my parents might do!

By drano | 0

#105660 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

cheeriously | 4

#3571274 - Friday 11 November 2011 6:57

Stfuuuu

By cyxx | 0

#105662 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.

By I_am_stupid_also | 6

#105665 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

Did any of them say "maybe when you get a job"?

By condescending | 0

#105669 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

thats so freakin mean! i woulda fliped on them!!
then i woulda stole my brothers chocolate

c_o_www | 4

#5327378 - Wednesday 16 January 2013 23:28

Stealing your brothers chocolates a little rash, I mean, it's not his fault

trumpy | 9

#6552415 - Saturday 5 March 2016 2:53

so just cuz your unhappy you want to make sure that everyone around would also be unhappy?
..its not brothers fault the parents are dickheads

By ramdoodle45 | 0

#105672 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

did you take the hint fatty?

By kanelle_fml | 0

#105673 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

ouch that sucks :(

By Aera_fml | 0

#105675 - Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.