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  Cad6  |  24

OP, you should've held up the egg, and Snickered in their face. All this just because you took a chocolate egg? You should eat it in front of them and watch them Twixt in pain. If you don't want to eat it now, you Cadbury it in the ground to make sure they don't find it.

  Jakesterk96  |  8

Mom-"Hey sweetie, did you take the last chocolate egg?"
OP-"Yea, why?"
Mom-"Oh nothing, it's just that the last chocolate egg was for me so you stole it which will lead you to steal more things from me like money where we would have to kick you out of the house into the streets which would lead you to stealing from people and stores making you a criminal which would lead you to buy drugs to cope with your failure in life. But it's no biggie."

  blackheart24  |  10

It's true.. A couple years ago I stole the last chocolate egg. Never did I think it would lead me to where I am today: I live on the street and drink, steal, fight, do drugs, all because of that damn chocolate egg... WHY?! Why did I take that egg!?! My life is ruined!! D:

  blackheart24  |  10

75- I'm sorry to confuse you darling, but I was joking... My life didn't actually fall apart after I ate the last chocolate egg, although it probably happens to people all the time.

  iMuffinKat  |  16

OP, my parents have acted like that don't worry. Once I corrected my mom when we were watching the movie, "Scream" when she thought the murderer was a good guy. She then screamed at me and told me that I'd probably turn out like that murderer if I don't listen to what she says. Yup.

  siickman  |  7

My comment was suppose to go on the next FML .. I misclicked ... And i wasnt talking like yoda... I was saying the person is now mentally scarred.. And then i stated that i would be ....

By  Parazad  |  16

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