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My dad does that to me all the time, it's a joke, it's funny, get over it.
cowboy butt sex!!!!
Haha gotta love your Dad, always ruins the chances for you to get laid ha!
i think he is too
Your dad is funny.
Rain is wet.
I'm not wearing any pants.
Damn 39 I was bout to say that shit!
holy crap #2! you know what Daleks are (the profile pic)?!?!?!?!?! to OP: srry op you know how dads can get.
Sounds like something my dad would do xD just tell your date that your dad is a clown and it's not true
yea that was hilarious
It sounds like something I might say to my daughter too!
yeah, My Dad told one of my boyfriends that our Maine Coon cat was part raccoon. apparently my ex was really dumb. he proceeded to ask how we knew.
Wow that's some nice dad you have there. Your life does suck.
I wish I had diarrhea right now. I've been constipated for like a month...
W...t...f...
6 - I really could have managed without knowing that!
Thanks 133! I did call a plumber and now everything's clear. :)
Lmaooo hahahaha bro give me some sympathy. :(
Woooooooow tmi tmi tmi
This is where you yell back, "You got an STD where?!?"
And her dad would scream back:"from your mom!". Bet the guy wouldnt want to have sex with her anymore... Victory for dad!!!
Haha message me
HOW DOES SHE DESERVE IT?!?!?!?!
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19, Maybe the dogs died of violent diarrhea.
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you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:
Your dad is funny.