By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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You deserved it 4 116
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CattyPurry 0

you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:

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bigbadtim 7
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Your dad is funny.

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CattyPurry 0

you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:

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RouletteRed 6

Melissa you took that right outta my mouth xD. I'm just glad someone said it lol.

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dolphincheddar 10
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My dad does that to me all the time, it's a joke, it's funny, get over it.

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jayalexander 7
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cowboy butt sex!!!!

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PawsUp_fml 2

Hopefully she doesn't back up on him Guns Hot lol

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juicedboi 7

There you go ladies, you always complaining about bachelor entry. Just say you have diharrea. It will stop about 7.2% of us from trying at least.

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juicedboi 7

Talk about typos... you're, and backdoor..

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JustHello123 1
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Haha gotta love your Dad, always ruins the chances for you to get laid ha!

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iPoopMusic 0

I think it's funny. My dad just sits on the couch watching tv all day :/

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MagicGiraffe 12

Girls poop?

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bigbadtim 7
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Your dad is funny.

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eminemchick 19

The sun is hot.

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HappyCynic 0

I'm wearing pants.

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jren207 24
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I'm not wearing any pants.

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jayalexander 7
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Damn 39 I was bout to say that shit!

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mustardhippo 4

Poo is squishy

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DalekScythe 0
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holy crap #2! you know what Daleks are (the profile pic)?!?!?!?!?! to OP: srry op you know how dads can get.

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BlueCereal 2
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Sounds like something my dad would do xD just tell your date that your dad is a clown and it's not true

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hemz_fml 13
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yea that was hilarious

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saraitkddh 47

dad strikes again

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BelleBelle_fml 11

It's a father's duty to embarrass their children, let him enjoy his moment.

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smileyxo4 5

3- I read your profile, and I want to see your aqua eyes(:

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BelleBelle_fml 11

O-o

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pdp_fml 21
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It sounds like something I might say to my daughter too!

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sulitak 27
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yeah, My Dad told one of my boyfriends that our Maine Coon cat was part raccoon. apparently my ex was really dumb. he proceeded to ask how we knew.

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88yasha 7
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Wow that's some nice dad you have there. Your life does suck.

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Perksofbeingawal 0
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I wish I had diarrhea right now. I've been constipated for like a month...

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missyj0 12

There's always the chocolate flavored laxatives. :D

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Ugi 26
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6 - I really could have managed without knowing that!

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koolkat27 13

I couldve gone my whole life without knowing that #6.

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duckman9 55

Call a plumber!

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Perksofbeingawal 0
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Thanks 133! I did call a plumber and now everything's clear. :)

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katialovesfml 0

Just explain to your crush how your dad thinks he's funny easy. All dads do that

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Perksofbeingawal 0
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Lmaooo hahahaha bro give me some sympathy. :(

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polkadots123 2
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Woooooooow tmi tmi tmi

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coltsrock37 15
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This is where you yell back, "You got an STD where?!?"

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EmreArslan 11
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And her dad would scream back:"from your mom!". Bet the guy wouldnt want to have sex with her anymore... Victory for dad!!!

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FMLephant 2

Diarrhea cha cha cha

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Jovecove 13
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I have no idea why I find this comment hilarious lool

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immataco 9
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I laughed more at the comment than at the post :D

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Glitterhinoceros 14

That's where you excuse yourself and go beat him with a broom

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sexybabe13 0
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Haha message me

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MRVOlivia 22
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HOW DOES SHE DESERVE IT?!?!?!?!

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fightingkittens 39
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Quickly publish something that will, in response to the comment. Otherwise the Nazis will come after you

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jren207 24
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19, Maybe the dogs died of violent diarrhea.

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