FML : Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still...

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Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon - / Thursday 4 August 2011 08:30 / United States

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By CattyPurry | 0

#3037586 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:55

you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:

By bigbadtim | 7

#3037587 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:55

Your dad is funny.

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By CattyPurry | 0

#3037586 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:55

you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:

RouletteRed | 6

#3037808 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:14

Melissa you took that right outta my mouth xD. I'm just glad someone said it lol.

dolphincheddar | 10

#3037864 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:24

My dad does that to me all the time, it's a joke, it's funny, get over it.

jayalexander | 7

#3038170 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:11

cowboy butt sex!!!!

PawsUp_fml | 2

#3038575 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:33

Hopefully she doesn't back up on him Guns Hot lol

juicedboi | 7

#3039483 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:40

There you go ladies, you always complaining about bachelor entry. Just say you have diharrea. It will stop about 7.2% of us from trying at least.

juicedboi | 7

#3039535 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:56

Talk about typos... you're, and backdoor..

JustHello123 | 1

#3041258 - Friday 5 August 2011 2:51

Haha gotta love your Dad, always ruins the chances for you to get laid ha!

Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#3041394 - Friday 5 August 2011 3:19

i think he is too

iPoopMusic | 0

#3042637 - Friday 5 August 2011 7:40

I think it's funny. My dad just sits on the couch watching tv all day :/

MagicGiraffe | 12

#3043813 - Friday 5 August 2011 11:03

Girls poop?

By bigbadtim | 7

#3037587 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:55

Your dad is funny.

eminemchick | 19

#3037919 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:33

The sun is hot.

bigbadtim | 7

#3038121 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:02

Rain is wet.

HappyCynic | 0

#3038124 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:02

I'm wearing pants.

jren207 | 24

#3038179 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:13

I'm not wearing any pants.

jayalexander | 7

#3038182 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:13

Damn 39 I was bout to say that shit!

mustardhippo | 4

#3038526 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:22

Poo is squishy

DalekScythe | 0

#3039555 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:03

holy crap #2! you know what Daleks are (the profile pic)?!?!?!?!?! to OP: srry op you know how dads can get.

BlueCereal | 2

#3039801 - Thursday 4 August 2011 22:56

Sounds like something my dad would do xD just tell your date that your dad is a clown and it's not true

hemz_fml | 13

#3040536 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:55

yea that was hilarious

saraitkddh | 47

#5725280 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:50

dad strikes again

By BelleBelle_fml | 11

#3037589 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:56

It's a father's duty to embarrass their children, let him enjoy his moment.

smileyxo4 | 5

#3042608 - Friday 5 August 2011 7:33

3- I read your profile, and I want to see your aqua eyes(:

BelleBelle_fml | 11

#3043843 - Friday 5 August 2011 11:13

O-o

pdp_fml | 21

#3043877 - Friday 5 August 2011 11:29

It sounds like something I might say to my daughter too!

sulitak | 26

#5439783 - Monday 8 April 2013 9:40

yeah, My Dad told one of my boyfriends that our Maine Coon cat was part raccoon. apparently my ex was really dumb. he proceeded to ask how we knew.

By 88yasha | 7

#3037603 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:57

Wow that's some nice dad you have there. Your life does suck.

By Perksofbeingawal | 0

#3037612 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:57

I wish I had diarrhea right now. I've been constipated for like a month...

TheMasticater | 9

#3037654 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:59

W...t...f...

missyj0 | 12

#3038354 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:47

There's always the chocolate flavored laxatives. :D

Ugi | 26

#3038578 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:34

6 - I really could have managed without knowing that!

koolkat27 | 13

#3043911 - Friday 5 August 2011 11:48

I couldve gone my whole life without knowing that #6.

duckman9 | 54

#3051873 - Saturday 6 August 2011 16:49

Call a plumber!

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#3052905 - Saturday 6 August 2011 21:01

Thanks 133! I did call a plumber and now everything's clear. :)

By katialovesfml | 0

#3037617 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:57

Just explain to your crush how your dad thinks he's funny easy. All dads do that

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#3037677 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:00

Lmaooo hahahaha bro give me some sympathy. :(

polkadots123 | 2

#4342917 - Monday 23 April 2012 8:30

Woooooooow tmi tmi tmi

By coltsrock37 | 15

#3037685 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:01

This is where you yell back, "You got an STD where?!?"

EmreArslan | 11

#4228701 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:16

And her dad would scream back:"from your mom!". Bet the guy wouldnt want to have sex with her anymore... Victory for dad!!!

By FMLephant | 2

#3037736 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:05

Diarrhea cha cha cha

Jovecove | 13

#3038164 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:10

I have no idea why I find this comment hilarious lool

jren207 | 24

#3038188 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:15

37, Same.

immataco | 9

#3050551 - Saturday 6 August 2011 9:34

I laughed more at the comment than at the post :D

By Glitterhinoceros | 14

#3037755 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:07

That's where you excuse yourself and go beat him with a broom

sexybabe13 | 0

#3046316 - Friday 5 August 2011 19:10

Haha message me

By MRVOlivia | 22

#3037818 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:17

HOW DOES SHE DESERVE IT?!?!?!?!

fightingkittens | 39

#3038097 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:59

Quickly publish something that will, in response to the comment. Otherwise the Nazis will come after you

jren207 | 24

#3038201 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:17

19, Maybe the dogs died of violent diarrhea.

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