Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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laurenlolo5 0
auyistic people are very smart. that girl should care about who you are. you'll find someone. she didnt/doesnt diserve you.
addmonkey 1
I must say I don't like the way she did it but I understand. Life can be difficult enough without adding "disabilities" on top of it. I know she has some too but without some serious explanation autism is a scary word, especially on a first date. It's the first date, she is not invested in the relationship at all yet, I would probably opt out too. Just being honest
AmeliaBadelia 0
It gets better...
Slimma 20
Albeit telling her that on the first date wasn't the wisest thing, it does clear things up real real quick. Because at least now you understand her mindset and see how rude, disrespectful, and misunderstanding she is about things. it isn't that you were wrong for telling her that on the first date... just really isn't first date material. But her reaction is truly appalling. Pretty sickening that she could just generalize autism like that. But people are like that sometimes and so getting out of that was a very good thing. Just sucks that it had to be done in such a way.
curiouscaseof 5
It's okay, I'm autistic too... that chick is just mean...
Astubbs1 5
Bitch
aylaa_fml 3
Wow, I'm so sorry to hear that. You didn't deserve that at all, I don't know who could say that you do. Also not even funny, really sorry to hear.
aylaa_fml 3
*Say that to you. ^.^ My bad!
BloodyMary666 24
What a stupid b*tch!
BlAzEtHiS 0
What an ignorant bitch. I would say that worked out ok for ya. If she rolled out on you had to order and pay for one meal.
RedPillSucks 33
New diagnostic tools. Newton was thought to be "eccentric" at the time, now most think he had some form of autism (Aspergers, etc.). The numbers increase with the awareness of the symptoms. I'm sure there'll be arguments about whether its also caused by vaccinations... (*ok, I've tossed the grenade*)