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By CUCKOO - / Saturday 26 October 2013 21:27 / United Kingdom
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Yeah, but for some stupid ass reason certain religions only "allow" for specific sex positions. I'm not religious, but even if I was there ain't no way in hell I'd stick to missionary. I don't care who's wrath I'll have to endure, because if I do go to hell I'll be doggy styling it up down there.

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Sorry mate, sex makes the spiritual energy better not other way around. It's her excuse to get away from sex when she wants too.

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I believe in that spiritual energy stuff and sex is actually beneficial for it, not negative. FYL OP, sorry you didn't find a compatible lady. :(

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I find it odd that you guys dislike the fact that I would like to redact the comment that you guys disliked. There's a big contradiction there.

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#15 They never get it. FML, for reasons unknown, is full of grammar Nazis and others who will vote down any comment containing netspeak or anything less than perfect English, no matter how funny or apt. 'YOLO' makes them foam at the mouth.

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Not gonna lie, when I read a text to someone I pronounce it lol flat and always feel so dumb for even reading it as par of the message

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skitsmuffin lol and lawl are pronounced differently sound it out before you accuse someone of being as you tried to imply "stupid"

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They're usually the most fun in bed though.. Not crazy, but just a wee bit out there. They'll do things to you that we couldn't even be able to imagine it without being a bit freaky. Don't knock it 'til ya try it, then knock again, 'cuz you might just find some homemade cookies on their boobies!

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You know, not having sex does not entail dozens of cats. Plenty of people practice abstinence for the entirety of their life, and are happy and productive people who don't own tons of cats.

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You've obviously never heard of asexuality. Not having sex doesn't automatically turn you into a crazy cat lady.

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I don't really believe that no sex makes you a crazy cat lady. It was a joke... That you guys clearly didn't find funny and I accept that.

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