By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom
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Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!
Yeah, but for some stupid ass reason certain religions only "allow" for specific sex positions. I'm not religious, but even if I was there ain't no way in hell I'd stick to missionary. I don't care who's wrath I'll have to endure, because if I do go to hell I'll be doggy styling it up down there.
Oh you poor thing. Tell us, did she say it "el-oh-el" or "lol" flat?
Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.
They're usually the most fun in bed though.. Not crazy, but just a wee bit out there. They'll do things to you that we couldn't even be able to imagine it without being a bit freaky. Don't knock it 'til ya try it, then knock again, 'cuz you might just find some homemade cookies on their boobies!
No sex?! Hopefully she grows out of it.. Otherwise she will be a crazy cat lady.