Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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TeenieAmerica 9
Wow, what a bitch. You should be glad you found out she was an ignorant hobag before things got too serious.
Talian_fml 4
I'm gonna be honest: I actually dated someone who was "slightly" autistic and found out after I dumped him after a month. His social skills were terrible, he was obnoxious, didn't make eye contact, was usually expressionless, and couldn't comprehend other people's emotions. He was very absentminded and awkward, but since he was in college and was booksmart he got ahead in life despite acting like a ******* idiot in social situations.
Golden_Gold 3
Damn. That sucks. Good thing you dodged that bullet though.
PointSubZero 2
Go to where she works and post a sign with her name and "Is Shallow", she'll post on FML.. then we would know!
hellodeandra 8
That just burns me up. My little brother is autistic and he's nowhere near retarded. He's 8 and could outsmart most people about computers any day. There needs to be a special planet that we could just zap the mean people away to. I'm sorry that happened to you. :(
Illyssa_fml 4
Okay, well obviously you are not retarded. You would think she'd be able to figure that out before even agreeing to go on a date with you. She's stupid and deserves to be alone forever.
GraceKathryn97 0
Agreed!!!
Happi45 2
i am really sorry, that girl sounds like she sucks and you should have nothing to do with that person like that you sound like an actually sweet person and your autism cant be that bad if you have enough guts to ask a girl out
Possum_Gurl 13
What a bitch!!! She can go **** herself up the ass with a fork!!!! My little brother is autistic and if some chick ever said something like that to him I would beat the living shit out of her!! Stay cool man!
IrisMaria 0
:( that's mean.
firefly_102 0
Aw ): at least you were honest! She's not worth it if she said that. At least she showed her true colors early. Not all of us are like that... Btw