By Muchacha22 - 20/06/2016 17:25 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML
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I'm guessing that it's supposed to be "Sr. Analyst"? Let's hope that you can get it fixed. In the meanwhile, try not to sweat it. It'll be a fun story to laugh about someday!

That's fantastic! Sir Anal of Phone Directory! Own it!

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That's fantastic! Sir Anal of Phone Directory! Own it!

katachristic 19

Sr is generally "senior". I don't think OP wants to own anything having to do with senior anal.

I'm sure #1 understands Sr is an abbreviation of senior. Doubt she was thinking of Strontium, too.

I'm guessing that it's supposed to be "Sr. Analyst"? Let's hope that you can get it fixed. In the meanwhile, try not to sweat it. It'll be a fun story to laugh about someday!

As in Senior Analyst? That would make sense. Hope you can get it fixed, OP!

Congrats! You must be really good at what you do

Extremely good. I hear a lot of guys asking for anal, I've never known one to get promoted for it, until now. It must have been really great anal.

That's the opposite of a problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ironically, a lack of space is usually the opposite reason people are dubbed Sr Anal.

Kissed a little too much ass on the road to that promotion. I'll see myself out now.

I'm an assistant at my workplace so everywhere my name comes up it says "Eva [lastname], ass."

I was Ass. Man. for a couple of years before too, until they updated it to Ass. Mgr. Pity. I really liked the first one.

It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S ASS MAN!

That is epic own it and make jokes when it's brought up

When people try to make fun of you and say "Sir Anal", you could correct them and say "It's SEÑIOR Anal to you."

"Who are you exactly?" "Señor Anal, Shit Lord. I rule you."

PePziNL 20

Oh don't be so anal about it.

#12 From now on, sing your ABCs like this: LLLLLLLLL