Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML
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FueledByFate
| 22
I'm guessing that it's supposed to be "Sr. Analyst"? Let's hope that you can get it fixed. In the meanwhile, try not to sweat it. It'll be a fun story to laugh about someday!
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unadultfangirl
| 20
That's fantastic! Sir Anal of Phone Directory! Own it!
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unadultfangirl
| 20
That's fantastic! Sir Anal of Phone Directory! Own it!
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katachristic
| 19
Sr is generally "senior". I don't think OP wants to own anything having to do with senior anal.
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VictoriaT519
| 18
I'm sure #1 understands Sr is an abbreviation of senior. Doubt she was thinking of Strontium, too.
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FueledByFate
| 22
I'm guessing that it's supposed to be "Sr. Analyst"? Let's hope that you can get it fixed. In the meanwhile, try not to sweat it. It'll be a fun story to laugh about someday!
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rachelthelime_fml
| 29
As in Senior Analyst? That would make sense. Hope you can get it fixed, OP!
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lusanna
| 19
Congrats! You must be really good at what you do
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chuka81
| 27
Extremely good. I hear a lot of guys asking for anal, I've never known one to get promoted for it, until now. It must have been really great anal.
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Youre_A_Pussy
| 19
That's the opposite of a problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Tripartita
| 44
Ironically, a lack of space is usually the opposite reason people are dubbed Sr Anal.
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engineerosaurus
| 26
Kissed a little too much ass on the road to that promotion.
I'll see myself out now.
I'll see myself out now.
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Emyka
| 26
I'm an assistant at my workplace so everywhere my name comes up it says "Eva [lastname], ass."
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joshszz_fml
| 27
I was Ass. Man. for a couple of years before too, until they updated it to Ass. Mgr. Pity. I really liked the first one.
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Trey7876
| 13
It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S ASS MAN!
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lazylahma
| 10
That is epic own it and make jokes when it's brought up
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centaursTesticle
| 19
When people try to make fun of you and say "Sir Anal", you could correct them and say "It's SEÑIOR Anal to you."
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
"Who are you exactly?"
"Señor Anal, Shit Lord. I rule you."
"Señor Anal, Shit Lord. I rule you."
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PePziNL
| 20
Oh don't be so anal about it.
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TheKingOfHearts
| 19
#12
From now on, sing your ABCs like this:
LLLLLLLLL
From now on, sing your ABCs like this:
LLLLLLLLL