That's fantastic! Sir Anal of Phone Directory! Own it!

I'm guessing that it's supposed to be "Sr. Analyst"? Let's hope that you can get it fixed. In the meanwhile, try not to sweat it. It'll be a fun story to laugh about someday!

Congrats! You must be really good at what you do

That's the opposite of a problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ironically, a lack of space is usually the opposite reason people are dubbed Sr Anal.

Kissed a little too much ass on the road to that promotion. I'll see myself out now.

I'm an assistant at my workplace so everywhere my name comes up it says "Eva [lastname], ass."

That is epic own it and make jokes when it's brought up

When people try to make fun of you and say "Sir Anal", you could correct them and say "It's SEÑIOR Anal to you."

Oh don't be so anal about it.