Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML
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teiso_fml
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Heheh, that's kind of cute! I wouldn't worry too much about it, she probably thinks you're part reptile, now, and therefore ten times cooler in her eyes. You should have told her that.
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littlexlion
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Woohoo! Granny on fml!
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teiso_fml
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Heheh, that's kind of cute! I wouldn't worry too much about it, she probably thinks you're part reptile, now, and therefore ten times cooler in her eyes. You should have told her that.
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Ajjas013
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Tell her you can fly too. Just in case.
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fosizzlemynizzlE
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i thought old people didnt know how to use the internet..much less know about this website.
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PaulG10
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apparently this grandma is totally badass! haha :D
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SteelCladAngel
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Both My grandma and my great grandma use internet... :/
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MimiKnox
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i doubt a grandma would go on fmylife.com....even if she uses the internet.....just not the right demographic.
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TenebrificTurtle
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She might be a young grandmother, and don't judge alligators by the limitations put on old people.
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frostie
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Omg Ajjas013 HHAHAHAHA LMAO.
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haha_pitylaugh
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Me too, when I read it I didn't think about the story all that was going through my mind was, a grandma is on fml?
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Ajjas013
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I aim to please frostie.
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SiLvEr_070
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BHAHAHAHAHAA
LOL do they have Harley's aswell? XD jk, they sound awesome =]
LOL do they have Harley's aswell? XD jk, they sound awesome =]
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oboewhore_xD
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My grandma sits in a chair and watches HGTV and Young and the Restless. :/
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eriyana8
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umm.. that's kinda gross how she was stroking your face
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Shaebug12
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that's weird! I would NEVER in a million years stroke my gma's face! eww!
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kattyeyedkay
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Kid coulda been between 2-5 saying something like that. Grandma could be as young as 40-45. I think it's definitely plausible. Especially with all the uber young mommies out there..
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Sunshine2798
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Bahaha!
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zimandme123
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32- maybe shes a young grandma???? my friends grandma is 37 yeats old:)
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Zareen
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So u don't love ur grandma?? @88
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Mikuo
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LMAO.
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gigi2009
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aww thats a nice moment :)
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iceymouse17
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Funny.... But how does the granddaughter know what crocodile skin feels like?
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metakingt
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raptor grandma?
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Asstazztic
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Yea ur an awesome grandma :D
5th?
5th?
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metakingt
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Nice edit.
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lrb081
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LMFAO. Reading thisade my day. Random kid sayings are the best ever!
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perdix
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And you said, "That's because I AM a crocodile!" and ate her up.
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Ligerie
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I loled at that.
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elmyra_duff
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if this isn't fake, madam, i congratulate you for using the internet and submitting fml to this site. i'm not kidding, it took me a while to teach my parents how to send emails.
anyways, i dont think fyl. be happy that you are with your granddaughter. appearance is nothing, health and happiness are the important things in life.
anyways, i dont think fyl. be happy that you are with your granddaughter. appearance is nothing, health and happiness are the important things in life.
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littlexlion
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Woohoo! Granny on fml!
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Bananaaa_fml
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ahahaha thts wat i was thinking :D
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roguewave
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That's exactly what I was thinking!
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nolifeatall
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why the hell was your grandkid stroking your face?
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CharleneW
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Lots of kids do this... it's a sign of affection and many kids like to feel different textures.
My grandmother always lived with us and when we were younger, my little sister used to call my grandma 'messy face mom' and my mom 'smooth face mom'. :P
My grandmother always lived with us and when we were younger, my little sister used to call my grandma 'messy face mom' and my mom 'smooth face mom'. :P
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SiLvEr_070
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awwwwww, that's so adorable =]