Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML
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Top comments
Manna182 10
You walked right into that one, didn't you?
Darkness_Hate 29
He could'nt miss an opportunity like that .... YDI.
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Comments (80)
TheNewGuy03 29
Foot, meet mouth
toolazytotype99 18
You pitched it right down the middle, he kinda had to swing
LPac5295 27
You're the parent. It's okay to get upset with your child but set a better example by not calling him names like that. It does nothing for either of you. You completely deserve it.
DanielleinDC 34
You played yourself with that one. I get that people lose their temper, but try to avoid name-calling in the future.
Goblin182 27
He won a soon as you lost your temper enough to talk to him that way.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And you think losing your temper is an excuse? You ******* deserved that, set a better example for your son.
Gigglyrocks 15
I'M LAUGHING
mnshdw818 3
YDI. I don't care how angry he made you or how you "lost your temper", you NEVER call your children hurtful names. Ever. Since he was so quick with the reply, it sounds like this isn't the first time this has happened. Parenting is tough. I get it. But you need to find a more productive way to handle your frustration. Name calling sets a bad example.
gotbeer 7
hehe, i had a good laugh out of this one thank you
mjd02 15
I did that once to my mom and she beat my ass.