By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
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H3RPxD3RP 0

Better than 50,000 knives in your car

I dont know man. They're both some pretty forked up ideas. I hope nothing like that happens to me any time spoon. Its just knife to know that I'm safe at the moment.

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H3RPxD3RP 0

Better than 50,000 knives in your car

..er, not really.

I dont know man. They're both some pretty forked up ideas. I hope nothing like that happens to me any time spoon. Its just knife to know that I'm safe at the moment.

enonymous 8

If you don't like sporks there is something seriously wrong with you.

delilah09 6

I see what you did there : )

ThisIsMyReign 4

14 - haha +1

GovernorGeneral 8

And the problem is...?

23. Aha -4 : )

aurynforever 14

Or 10,000 spoons.

JoshTheMaggot 8

He is clearly going through a midlife crisis, he just wants a sporks car.

ilovenaes 1

Luckyy youu

ImFrackinBored 13

I dunno man... Sporks are serious business...

jaredjudd21 2

Sporks, there like spoons, but they're also forks. Only god could have thought of such a silverware.

jaredjudd21 2

*they're

Or Samuel Francis, inventor of the spork.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hmmm, I don't recall ever having seen silver sporks. Seems like god prefers cheap plasticware instead.

jaredjudd21 2

#10 -He is god. #11 -silver Sporks are made just for the worthy

Why the hell would he want a fucking spork collection?!

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

One for every restaurant he's ever gone too.

Because sporks are fascinating, you can't tell whether they're a spoon or a fork! (:

Why wouldn't you want one?

badass243 6

they are a great combination of spoon and fork...

ShroomsOnAcid 16

An even better combination - the knork. Knife and fork in one! Clone High, anyone?

15, nope that show sucked

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hey now, 41, I liked it. Besides, I got bitched out and buried on here for declaring Maury a terrible show. People's tastes confuse me sometimes.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Time to pull out your Handy-Dandy trash bag! :D

xSonic 9

Yes, a penis could do that

He will make your mom scratch his ass with it. I warned you

Dude sporks are totes agnostic, what are they? A spoon? A fork? Nobody can say.

Gotta get them all...

Jewnut 0

Lol imagine how many there will be after a week if they are already filling your car