By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 150
You deserved it 2 411

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Better than 50,000 knives in your car

I dont know man. They're both some pretty forked up ideas. I hope nothing like that happens to me any time spoon. Its just knife to know that I'm safe at the moment.

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Better than 50,000 knives in your car

..er, not really.

I dont know man. They're both some pretty forked up ideas. I hope nothing like that happens to me any time spoon. Its just knife to know that I'm safe at the moment.

If you don't like sporks there is something seriously wrong with you.

I see what you did there : )

And the problem is...?

23. Aha -4 : )

aurynforever 11

Or 10,000 spoons.

He is clearly going through a midlife crisis, he just wants a sporks car.

Luckyy youu

I dunno man... Sporks are serious business...

Sporks, there like spoons, but they're also forks. Only god could have thought of such a silverware.

Or Samuel Francis, inventor of the spork.

Hmmm, I don't recall ever having seen silver sporks. Seems like god prefers cheap plasticware instead.

#10 -He is god. #11 -silver Sporks are made just for the worthy

Why the hell would he want a fucking spork collection?!

One for every restaurant he's ever gone too.

Because sporks are fascinating, you can't tell whether they're a spoon or a fork! (:

Why wouldn't you want one?

they are a great combination of spoon and fork...

An even better combination - the knork. Knife and fork in one! Clone High, anyone?

15, nope that show sucked

Hey now, 41, I liked it. Besides, I got bitched out and buried on here for declaring Maury a terrible show. People's tastes confuse me sometimes.

Time to pull out your Handy-Dandy trash bag! :D

Yes, a penis could do that

He will make your mom scratch his ass with it. I warned you

Dude sporks are totes agnostic, what are they? A spoon? A fork? Nobody can say.

Gotta get them all...

Lol imagine how many there will be after a week if they are already filling your car