Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML
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Top comments
Manna182 10
You walked right into that one, didn't you?
Darkness_Hate 29
He could'nt miss an opportunity like that .... YDI.
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Comments (80)
doodycakes 16
Parents like this piss me off. You're supposed to be the mature one. You could call him lazy, irresponsible, whatever, but instead you resort to calling him names. Pretty irresponsible parenting if you ask me. Then again, you could be the best parent in the world and probably just slipped up. Accidents happen
That_cuban_guy 16
I've done that before lol
Atmey 5
I always liked those trick questions.
nicholcm 5
I say fair play to the kid, he is quick witted enough to pull that out in the middle of an argument
JackFaire 27
Oh man I thought I was all alone. My mom did this she called me a son of a bitch I just raised an eyebrow and waited her to realize what she said once she got it I busted up laughing.
Mirankor 1
Believe it or not, I'm 22 and agree in the same way when my mother says that, yet we both always smile and laugh about it lol
I'madumbass 19
That's what happens when you mess with anyone less than 21