Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML
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Manna182 10
You walked right into that one, didn't you?
Darkness_Hate 29
He could'nt miss an opportunity like that .... YDI.
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Comments (80)
Chakiato 11
At least you raised a clever boy
trustmeimanurse 5
Serves you right. You're the adult - stop arguing like a child
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow...see, I'm all for disciplining kids, but that isn't the proper way to do it. I don't have kids and even I know better than to resort to petty name-calling like a teenage rebel. Just...epic fail on your part. Calling your kid names like that isn't going to help anything. YDI
SirPugurt 9
You know. At this point in time apparently anything nowadays is called "abuse" back then it was way worse and people got disciplined and now we have whiny assholes lol it's pretty pathetic. If you saw what my dad has disciplined me with you'd all be telling him the same thing, I'm pretty sure people lose their cool and accidentally swear, and why apologize to a teenager who's being a piece of shit.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Or, we have more knowledge and actually know what abuse is and that it comes in many forms, including verbal. Swearing at your kids IS NOT an acceptable way to discipline them, disciplining them implies you're teaching them how to be better, and I'm sorry but how is swearing and calling your child names teaching them to be better? It isn't, it's teaching them to be worse, you don't like them swearing, but you swear at them, logic??? You swear, so why can't they, you call them names, so why can't they do the same to you? Believe it or not, the primary way you teach your kids is by them just watching your actions, and when they see this, they are going to think it's ok because you do it too, and even if you tell them it's wrong but still swear anyway, alls that's going to show them is that you're a hypocritical asshole. The only whiney assholes I see here are the parents who try and justify swearing at their kids. They do something themselves and then get upset when their kids repeat it or do the same to them. They clearly know swearing isn't a good thing, hence why they won't let their kids do it, but then whine when people criticize them for swearing at their kids, that's pretty pathetic. My mom always had a good saying when it came to dealing with people and it was "if you dish it out, you better be able to take it back," which essentially means if you do something to another person, you better be prepared that they're going to retaliate and do the same to you, and you can't bitch and moan when it happens, because you brought it on yourself.
tomvertigo 17
What a little smart ass haha. You can't even be mad at that, to be honest.
zaidthunder1 27
He couldn't let go of an opportunity like that.
AidanKozak 13
10,001th "you deserved it"
Marine23Risk 6
he just called your wife a dog.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Good one! I have called mine "piglets" and we had a good laugh after that.
jonny2884 9
That's not that bad