Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6
Burn the house and your hair
fffianist 9
You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.
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Comments (126)
blancoing 14
Get a cat.... Mine eats the spiders in my house so I don't have to worry about that...
dammityou 10
a cat that eat spiders? shut up and take my money!
Arjunt 5
What kind of Cat do you have?
moomanjohnny 10
What if they lick your face‽
SDee1234 11
I love mine she kills anything bug related that comes into the house.
vintage_doll_89 8
Yeah, but then you have a cat.
Vita_1 30
Taking the nope train to ****-that ville.
Liamj774 36
Carefully grab a towel, and then burn your house down.
Softballchick224 21
All the spider wanted was a hug!!!!!
Nuggetzor97 10
What
Shadowbay 18
Just when you let down your guard. That is when they ambush!!
Brandi_Faith 34
Not from the front, but from the sides. (Jurassic park reference)
Paradoxxxx 16
No no no no no no no no, I can't even imagine that happening to me
Nuggetzor97 10
I can
Brandi_Faith 34
I had a spider on my arm 2 weekends ago and I screamed like the girl I am. I swear they were put on this earth to terrify us women and some men!
amisenho 11
I was going through my closet to get rid of some old clothes when I noticed a bunch of webs on a pair of black dress pants. Thinking it was a dust bunny, I started dusting off the pants. That's when a wolf spider fell out of one of the pant legs and scurried away. Now (and for the past two years), I ALWAYS always check my clothes for spiders before I put them on.
Zoey_M_fml 24
Arachnophobia sucks :(
AndreaJanell 15
Same thing happened to me after I didn't dust my bed off before I went to sleep e.e FYL
iamtheinsomniac 11
Your hair is extra silky now
purpleamber1 11
LOL!!!!!!
thatsawkward7 18
Sound like a hairy situation… sorry...
Nuggetzor97 10
That's already been done
cakefete2 31
And it want funny then either.
cakefete2 31
*Wasn't* damn auto correct is a stealth ninja.
glabberfasted 16
Little tip: if you have to immediately apologize for your comment, don't comment it.
brand125 17
47 - shut up..