Animals: Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Check every nook and cranny

By Menacing_Rascal - 17/08/2023 08:00

Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML

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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:01

Burn the house and your hair

fffianist 9

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:03

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

Comments

Xeebar 28

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:33

It's ALWAYS the one time you decide to stop or not do something. I'm telling you, it never fails. Damn you Universe and Fate.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:39

Time to invest in some spider killer or get a new house after you burn this one down

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 3 June 2014 21:03

I hope your paranoia isn't because there's spiders around you often. I would not live in a place where I'm scared to dry myself off because of those little eight legged bastards.

rugener92 11

Tuesday 3 June 2014 21:06

I have the same paranoia! Though I feel my forgetfulness was worse - when drying, I smudged a massive spider on myself and immediately and violently threw up.

WinterBlue42 22

Tuesday 3 June 2014 21:14

If spiders are getting in your towel. . Just imagine how many more are hiding else-where, where you cannot see em. Including your bed. :x

ZoroMiHawk 25

Tuesday 3 June 2014 21:53

Why are people so scared of Spiders...there's 1 right now crawling over the wall, doesn't mean I should go over and kill the poor thing.

Sassie8810 9

Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:55

Some spiders are poisonous and can kill people. I'm not afraid of the spiders where I live, but I can certainly understand the fear.

sweetbliss3 37

Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:08

thats exactly what you need to do! "poor thing?" fuuck that!! throw a shoe at it.. or shoot it. ugh.

syed121417 22

Saturday 7 June 2014 5:20

Personally, spiders really creep me out most of the time, but usually I just let it do it's things if it's tiny and let it be. But I just don't want a bunch if spiders in my house having babies then I'll have an even bigger problem

notesz 21

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:09

Oh God, I pray for you OP. But since I'm also afraid of spiders, you gave me a new paranoia.

tukies 28

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:17

Well I guess I should start checking my towel for spiders now...

amisenho 11

Tuesday 3 June 2014 23:07

After doing some research on spiders, I've learned that there is only one U.S. state that has a state spider. Do you want people to hate you, South Carolina?

Aliakatherin 19

Tuesday 3 June 2014 23:50

I do the same thing to my toilet seat after my friend called me freaking out because she had one crawl on her leg while she was going to the bathroom. I feel your paranoia but I thankfully haven't had spiders crawl on me when unexpected.