Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6
Burn the house and your hair
fffianist 9
You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.
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Comments (126)
Xeebar 28
It's ALWAYS the one time you decide to stop or not do something. I'm telling you, it never fails. Damn you Universe and Fate.
worldclassrager 41
Time to invest in some spider killer or get a new house after you burn this one down
kelsorg 21
I hope your paranoia isn't because there's spiders around you often. I would not live in a place where I'm scared to dry myself off because of those little eight legged bastards.
rugener92 11
I have the same paranoia! Though I feel my forgetfulness was worse - when drying, I smudged a massive spider on myself and immediately and violently threw up.
WinterBlue42 22
If spiders are getting in your towel. . Just imagine how many more are hiding else-where, where you cannot see em. Including your bed. :x
ZoroMiHawk 25
Why are people so scared of Spiders...there's 1 right now crawling over the wall, doesn't mean I should go over and kill the poor thing.
Sassie8810 9
Some spiders are poisonous and can kill people. I'm not afraid of the spiders where I live, but I can certainly understand the fear.
sweetbliss3 37
thats exactly what you need to do! "poor thing?" fuuck that!! throw a shoe at it.. or shoot it. ugh.
syed121417 22
Personally, spiders really creep me out most of the time, but usually I just let it do it's things if it's tiny and let it be. But I just don't want a bunch if spiders in my house having babies then I'll have an even bigger problem
notesz 21
Oh God, I pray for you OP. But since I'm also afraid of spiders, you gave me a new paranoia.
tukies 28
Well I guess I should start checking my towel for spiders now...
amisenho 11
After doing some research on spiders, I've learned that there is only one U.S. state that has a state spider. Do you want people to hate you, South Carolina?
Aliakatherin 19
I do the same thing to my toilet seat after my friend called me freaking out because she had one crawl on her leg while she was going to the bathroom. I feel your paranoia but I thankfully haven't had spiders crawl on me when unexpected.