Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6
Burn the house and your hair
fffianist 9
You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.
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Comments (126)
imbadatlife321 6
Great just as I'm about to go to sleep... Suddenly I feel as if spiders are crawling over me. Yup not tired anymore...
sabine123_fml 5
Get some help
Elfroid 10
this would be a lot worse if you weren't in the UK...
fuggotmuggot 14
I think you need to clean your house lol
MrsReed 14
There's a spider in your hair and you manage to write an FML? I myself would no doubt still be running and screaming like a lunatic, still naked! *runs to go check all the towels*
Tigress_fml 4
I can completely empathize with you. My fear of spiders developed one day after getting out of the shower and witnessed a spider crawling out of my underwear just before I pulled it on the whole way. Happened when I was 9.
CorCelesti 7
Sweet mother of God, that WOULD happen. -_- deepest sympathy. I tend to get beetles in my towel (and thus my hair).
kaylamarriee 10
FYL for real. I would freak out, probably run around the house and cry hysterically. did you at least kill them? or find a big man to do it for you?
blahblahblah247 4
And now I will forever be checking my towel for spiders
xoemilyox22 11
You do that too?! Now I'm never going to stop doing that. lol