Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6
Burn the house and your hair
fffianist 9
You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.
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Comments (126)
ZTPartin 17
If you gotta check your towel your spiders then you better move
cakefete2 31
That's a good point. The spiders now own the house and will formally be serving OP with eviction papers soon.
Ins0mau 20
Then nobody would live here in Australia. :-(
Verity101 10
One time, abroad, I lifted a towel to my face and there was a huge **** off scorpion on it, staring right at me. I won, it lost. :/ On your story I think I'd just...faint, actually ON YOU!?!? Yeah, FML FYL!!! We need spider-repellent towels!!
jazzy_123 20
OK this one made my stomach churn!
ThisIsSoOriginal 12
NO NO NO! Please tell me this isn't a real threat! Well, I guess I'll be checking my towels from now on...
howsthisforaname 34
I always check my helmet before I put it on for the same reason. Now I have to check my towels as well.
evalu8tor 12
Human hair, one of my favorite nesting spots. Just make sure you don't do anything to harm my 31263 babies
cakefete2 31
I'm sure, with a pic like that, you've been waiting for a post like this. That is sure to be one of the best comments of the day. Well done.
BeautifulChaos27 37
You once hid behind my earlobe. Jerk :'(
NatsuD_fml 13
start checking for webs. But if it twas radioactive id let it bite hence spiderman.
umerin 32
I'm never not checking my towels after a shower again.
mld4657 28
burn it with fire!!!!!
GetBent730 5
Where the **** do live that u need to check for spiders on your bathroom towel regularly???
martin8337 36
If you're a homeowner, spray around the house from time to time, but not just before it rains, you won't have any more problems wit them little buggers.