Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6
Burn the house and your hair
fffianist 9
You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.
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Comments (126)
Admetcetera 4
I have this little spider Frederick... he lives somewhere on my bathroom and enjoys my towels. I can't catch him to murder than son of a bitch. He's fast and thrifty. I'm now like you. Have to shake my towels in fear of Frederick giving me a face-hug.
Blahblah9921 4
oooo damn that sucks
summerblondie12 4
Get your ******* house sprayed or something there SHOULD NOT, repeat, SHOULD NOT be spiders in your bathroom
Rma897 1
I feel your pain, that what I do everyday now
TheNewGuy03 29
I once had a desire to go to Australia. It's gone now
suprahboy 2
I bought a truck a couple years ago that needed some work. Every nook and cranny under that truck had at least one brown widow. I literally had to take everything off my bed and shake it out before I could go to sleep and I had nightmares. For weeks.
rodgem89 2
Bahahahhahahahhahahshhahaha
InfinityZone117 9
****
graceer28 3
Thanks for the new fear I now have
TheHobbitBilbo 2
I've never had that fear until now...