Miscellaneous: Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed...

By Anonymous - 26/05/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 17:00

Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML

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By NVflood17 - 17/01/2017 08:00

Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 23:28

fire up the boat!

Nick_1993 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:36

Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!

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Perksofbeingawal 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:36

Lol don't complain bro, who wouldn't wanna live on an island? ;)

St3WI3 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:39

wow, I don't like Wyoming :)

CSRozell 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:39

that's kinda sweet lol makes for a cool story

PrissyPineapple 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:41

You now have waterfront property. :). Yay. :)

kmsmith87 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:43

that's what you get for living in wyoming

WillKill4Beer 0

Friday 27 May 2011 2:57

^ Dude, that's a sick logo from Horno!! Son of Horno, Oorah!! >:) 03XX.....

ttylmomma 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:46

how is that possible.

hubla 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:57

the definition of island is a land mass surrounded on all sides by a body of water

Mpsteve13 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:46

how would that solve anything. eh

aski_fml 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:48

Haha I live in Gillette... good luck being totallllllly stranded!

macrosoft 3

Friday 27 May 2011 0:01

oh I'm sorry. I hate gillette lol. well mostly their sport teams cuz they're so good. oh well Laramie swimming beats them:)

ugliness 6

Friday 27 May 2011 1:00

gillete is a brand of shaving razor blade here o.o (useless fact of the week)

mckinneymacy 2

Monday 18 July 2011 11:00

I live in Rawlins! talk about sports? no thanks (:

JohnBoyFsYL 10

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:49

It wouldn't solve your inability to grasp a joke, that's for sure.

Dcmachead 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:50

at least you've got Internet

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